michaelalves @michaelalves
born on a mountain top in Tenn. Killed a bear when I was only three. Plano, TX Joined January 2008-
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Some kids pranked a school board meeting on some Bart Simpson shit and I am crying!! 😭😭😭😭
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OMG Senator “tone deaf AF” Cruz pulled a “fuck ya’ll” and hopped a plane to Cancun while his whole state is trying to heat itself using shit they bought at Pottery Barn. #texasaf #fuckyall @SenTedCruz
Hey, @tedcruz It’s funny that you mention unions. I have been a public school teacher in your state for 26 years. We are not allowed to join unions or strike. You don’t know jack squat about the working class.
Before the election my neighbor believed that “they” were the violent ones. I wonder if she has changed her mind.
Hate to do this, but @bespokepost is giving away free money for Black Friday and I have a better shot at winning if I share. Forgive me. bspk.me/2DhPH6F via @bespokepost
The Breakfast Cube #makeafilmlessinteresting
All the haters are upset because appearantly Emperor Plalpatine is returning after getting killed in ROTJ, but will they feel the same way when half of the MCU returns later today?
📷 vintagegeekculture: Model work and blue screen effects behind the scenes for the original Star Trek... tmblr.co/Z3wKYy2eMwWRp
obviousplant: Looks like fun Want! tmblr.co/Z3wKYy2dsVuNX
So yesterday something precious, poignant, and powerful was torn to pieces in the company of a bunch of rich white people. Oh, and Bansky shredded his own painting at auction.
Is this how we will look when we are dead Mommy? tmblr.co/Z3wKYy2bMqMZA
📷 ripleyholden: Talking Heads performing Life During Wartime in Los Angeles, December 1983. Does... tmblr.co/Z3wKYy2bGYnTe
talesfromweirdland: Cover art to the sheet music of 1906 ragtime song, “Sweet Potatoes”. Proof that the... tmblr.co/Z3wKYy2bEUfSK
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It turns out I did actually have a celebrity sighting at #SDCC2018 ! #OrangeVader was @HamillHimself !!!! Lovely to see you, sir! I hope you had a blast!
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Protester at NRA convention.
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I'm calling on @SenTedCruz to return $12,150 in NRA contributions. We deserve leaders who will stand up to the gun lobby and prioritize protecting our children and keeping our communities safe. #VoteCourage
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