Michela Ellis @michelaellis
Joined May 2012-
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2023 Super Bowl: 2024 Super Bowl: Rihanna is pregnant We’re all pregnant
*finally we’ve moved on from Tom Brady Super Bowls* Tom Brady in every SB commercial:
One NFL player was part of a dogfighting ring and there have been 87 arrests NFL players for domestic violence charges since 2010 so if you say “Taylor Swift is the worst thing to happen to the NFL” you’re a misogynistic piece of shit, confirmed
Taylor Swift makes the Super Bowl in her first year in the league. Elite.
I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
“I’ll be productive when I get home” when I get home:
I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little fucking paperwork.
Getting her an engagement ring for Christmas? - predictable - no element of surprise - perhaps, too romantic - not a legal form of ID Getting her a lifetime fishing license for Christmas? - instant shock and awe - will never see it coming - is an official state document
Today was the day they found him, 25 years ago. People say "Never forget." That means they have the option to forget. Forgetting is a luxury. Some of us don't get to forget, because it could have been us. It could still be us.
I got overwhelmed at work so I went to clean my car and now I feel better
I want to thank Rogers for giving me a Fast and Furious marathon the day we get the tv set up 🙌🏼
obsessed with this subreddit where people complain about recipes because of their own substitutions
Mom come pick me up Laura’s dominating Troy again
Dude thank you so much for playing those sick Top 40 hits on the hiking trail I was worried the hike wouldn't make me feel like I was at a grocery store
hearing my coworkers say "did you hear about that submarine" from across the room
My favourite lullaby is someone railing lines in the next room
Catastrophic Failure: playing Queen while demonstrating how much you hate gay beer or whatever
Catastrophic Failure: playing Queen while demonstrating how much you hate gay beer or whatever
Rakimmeans @rakimmeans0
11 Followers 323 Following 💯% REAL PAGE 6’1 Beast 💪🏾, Scorpion 🦂♏️ , Mopar Life 🏁 Nuture Lover 🏞️ The Grind Don’t Stop
blue @azizI62199
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Demetra Heister @heister68103
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Baddest Gennah @baddest_gennah
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down bad and beatable @trotsets
767 Followers 701 Following dunkin’ donuts dm me // ethical vegetarian // 18+
C-A-G @C_A_G0101
18K Followers 6K Following Microbiologiste. Loi de Brandolini expérimentée pendant 3 ans... Ça m'a filé des envies de Darwinisme ! ... Mais je me soigne. Mes tweets n'engagent que moi
Airplane Ears Club @bridlesnbits
5K Followers 1K Following Dressage rider. Aspiring Eventer. More than just an equestrian account.🦄
TWENTYFIVEROSES @25rosesdj
444 Followers 1K Following Matters of the heart, spoken through its rhythm | DJ
Mar @Mareish_Mar
511 Followers 541 Following #ActuallyAutistic & Queer Equestrian sometimes I ride my horse. usually, I'm shoveling treats into his mouth.
❥K8P-rent-ice👩�.. @PrenticeKatie
69 Followers 348 Following Special Education and Indigenous Education Resource Teacher, Student, Wife, Mother, Sister, Daughter, Ally, and Friend
Dr Who 7 @DrWho71
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Lisa Against Fascism .. @lmv6719
9K Followers 9K Following Canadian Liberal. Retired Pharmacist, Dog Mom, feminist, atheist. Amateur WWII & Holocaust scholar. Disabled by Long Covid.
iHeartHorses @IHeartHorsescom
1K Followers 3K Following The best source for horse news, stories, tips, and facts on the internet. DM us to get your horse featured as Horse Of The Day 🐴🤠
Aaron Lewis MSc, RPN @AaronLe69894065
72 Followers 95 Following RPN to MD (2025) 🩺 Part-time goat farmer 🐐 Schulich School of Medicine & Dentistry ⚕️
troy w moreau @troywmoreau
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Becca Fievoli @beccafievoli
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Victoria Sedgwick @VictoriaSedgwi3
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Her Campus Laurier @HCWLU
896 Followers 2K Following A Collegiette’s Guide to Life! ♡ An official Elite level chapter of @HerCampus. | Instagram: HerCampusLaurier | Facebook: Her Campus Wilfrid Laurier
Fiona Donnelly @Fionanickyd
1K Followers 916 Following Ok rider with great horses who likes Fast Cars🏆
Johann Memmel @JohannMemmel
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BLo @B_Lo392
596 Followers 716 Following He/Him | Biology MSc Candidate studying biofilm synthesis in C. diff | Here to talk about things I like and argue | Just keep swimming
Jackie Franceschini @JacFranceschini
36 Followers 79 Following Dalhousie MMM 🐟 Wilfrid Laurier BSc Biology 🌱 She/Her/Elle
Luis Alonso 🇲🇽�.. @Luis_Alonso108
240K Followers 29K Following Add my Instagram: @Luis_Alonso108 for some daily videos | https://t.co/ZdPPynqq4f | https://t.co/Z6LeP7aGw4| https://t.co/cW4xlic077
SaraBeth @SBSwags
148K Followers 153K Following Music Maker. Baylor Bear. Coffee Lover. Dog Mom. #CMchattys Must Follow Female Artist. John 1:16. Insta & TikTok - @SaraBethTX
Alexa Little @AlexaLittle20
30 Followers 27 Following No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted 🌻
Joel Mitchell @joelmitchell_17
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a Blonde & a Bay @ablondeNabay
1K Followers 589 Following I used to event but now I'm poor and my horse is chronically lame. I tweeted about Kylie Jenner once. 👩🔬🇨🇦
Liz @lizromo4
130 Followers 332 Following
JuileFerrisEquineArt @Julie_EquineArt
155 Followers 230 Following https://t.co/37R48MVsUq -- American Equestrian Artist // portraying the essence of the horse and its admirable traits // Custom Commissions Available
Lauren @Lauren_deOlive
2K Followers 952 Following All opinions are my own. Canadian transplant. Horse girl that’s obsessed with dogs.
TopHats&UnderThat @TopHatsBoutique
39 Followers 61 Following Dressage boutique located at the Mid-South Dressage Academy in Hernando, MS https://t.co/6nUg0qr172
Dusty Jax @4OldWhiteGuys
76 Followers 636 Following President of Four Old White Guys Ad Agency. The only place you can get ads like they made in the good old days before people got sensitive and scared.
Emily Thomas @emitoms
115K Followers 124K Following Travel Photographer | Social Strategist for @amazon | Storyteller
L @ThePolishedEqu
4K Followers 650 Following Just trying to be better than the day before, every single day. 💕
/s @BrokeEventer
647 Followers 396 Following I rode 4x a week for a year to go to my first horse trials and haven’t competed in one since
Eden Debebe @theEdenDebebe
2K Followers 485 Following Communications Specialist @OECTAProv | Former @CP24 @680News @OMNITelevision | #ScarbTO proud | Opinions so cool you wish they were yours✨
Greater Ontario Busin.. @GOBCOntario
1K Followers 190 Following Connecting local businesses, service organizations and all levels of government to create an environment where people want to live, work and play.
Ontario BIA Associati.. @OBIAA_
2K Followers 706 Following Ontario BIA Association represents over 60,000 businesses. Boost your business digitally 💻📲📈 with @Digital_MainSt tools & resources.
IBAO @IBAOntario
5K Followers 1K Following Member association representing 14,000+ home, auto + business insurance brokers across Ontario. Account now inactive—find us on LinkedIn, Instagram + Facebook.
Small Business Centre.. @sbcontario
459 Followers 486 Following 🇨🇦 Ontario's COVID-19 Recovery Network. We help businesses start and grow! #sbcontario
Ontario Chamber @OntarioCofC
17K Followers 2K Following The Ontario Chamber of Commerce is the indispensable partner of business, representing over 60,000 businesses of all sizes and sectors from across the province.
NorthOntarioBiz @NorthOntarioBiz
4K Followers 600 Following Northern Ontario Business provides Northern Ontario with relevant, current and insightful editorial content as well as business news and information.
Invest Ontario @investontario
25K Followers 3K Following Talent. Innovation. Quality. Competitive Costs. Market Access. Diversity. Ontario, Canada’s advantages can help your business succeed.
BBB Central Ontario @BBBCentralON
5K Followers 1K Following This is the official twitter account for the Better Business Bureau in Central Ontario.
Lazaridis ICE @LazaridisICE
935 Followers 702 Following Official Twitter for Laurier's Bachelor of Business Administration program Integrated Case Exercise (ICE) competition, presented by CIBC
OBC @ONTBUSCEN
594 Followers 1K Following Assisting hundreds of thousands of individuals start a business since 1992
Ontario Business Cent.. @central93855
1 Followers 1 Following Ontario Business Central offers a swift and professional registration service to help you get started.
Caitlin Clark @CaitlinClark22
346K Followers 599 Following Indiana Fever | Iowa Women’s Basketball Alum | 3x USA Basketball Gold Medalist | Business Inquiries: [email protected]
Travis Kelce @tkelce
1.4M Followers 1K Following Always remember WHO you are.... and WHOSE you are!! #HeightsRaised
Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes
2.7M Followers 579 Following
Underdog Apparel @Underdog_PHL
6K Followers 121 Following For underdogs. By underdogs. Proceeds support the @BePhillyFndtn Founded by @JasonKelce https://t.co/Z7BDBnjCRh
New Heights @newheightshow
432K Followers 84 Following Next level access to life in the NFL with @jasonkelce & @tkelce. A WSE original series. New episodes on Wednesdays
Jason Kelce @JasonKelce
588K Followers 48 Following Authenticity is hard to find, come get your dose of real. Posts are indicative of my values, opinions, and stories. @newheightshow @underdog_phl
Moneris @Moneris
13K Followers 836 Following Proud Canadian partner of empowering your business adventure with commerce solutions for your next chapter.
Marc Evan Jackson @MarcEvanJackson
127K Followers 2K Following Brooklyn 9-9 • The Good Place • The Baby-Sitters Club • DuckTales • Jumanji • Kong:Skull Island • Kings of Summer • Parks & Rec • Finding 'Ohana • Sparks Nevada
Barrie 411 News @Barrie411
14K Followers 710 Following Breaking News , Crime , Traffic Alerts and Weather in Real time as it Happens covering #Barrie and all of Simcoe County and Surrounding area .
AltYellowstoneNatPar @AltYelloNatPark
63K Followers 356 Following An unofficial team of scientists & activists, in & around Yellowstone. Posting photos ideas and solutions, because together, we can change the world.
The Basement Yard @TheBasementYard
17K Followers 0 Following "The Basement Yard" is a podcast hosted by @JoeSantagato. Available on iTunes & SoundCloud.
Frank Alvarez @FAlvarez8085
41K Followers 374 Following Co-host of @TheBasementYard. 2002 January Student of the Month. Fighter of the Nightman. Champion of the Sun. Master of Karate and Friendship for everyone.
Fesshole 🧻 @fesshole
1.1M Followers 600 Following Confess your sins anonymously - will the internet absolve you? 👖 Sponsored by @hebtroco - buy their lovely trousers 🩳 Buy *NEW* book https://t.co/opfREXuSjI
AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona
144K Followers 10K Following Quenching your thirst since '92. https://t.co/OWtGgEkEGp
Oklahoma Department o.. @OKWildlifeDept
248K Followers 1K Following We manage & protect fish & wildlife, along with their habitats, while also growing a community of hunters & anglers, partnering with those who love the outdoors
Miles Teller @Miles_Teller
692K Followers 540 Following “You do not merely want to be considered just the best of the best, you want to be considered the only ones who do what you do." Jerry Garcia
kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas
91K Followers 591 Following comic, tv/screenwriter, idiot. mgmt: brillstein #WritersGuildOnStrike #WGAStrong
ghosthoney @tylergaca
228K Followers 285 Following He/Him . artist . ghosthoney . gentle chaos . 👻 business: [email protected]
Richard Hammond @RichardHammond
3.0M Followers 137 Following Recently re-employed car show bloke. Has own bicycle.
Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson
8.0M Followers 202 Following I am a still small voice of calm and reason.
The Grand Tour @thegrandtour
891K Followers 16 Following The boys are back! Eurocrash is out now on Prime Video!
Elisa Wallace @WallaceEventing
3K Followers 748 Following 5* Eventer. Horse trainer. YouTuber. Advocate for wild horse adoption, off the track thoroughbreds, and rider safety. Click the link for my latest video ⬇️
petfinder names @petfindernames
377K Followers 9 Following animals with unconventional names / created by @420insidejob & co-managed by @nicolejusttweet / DM submissions. / Business Inquiries: [email protected]
Bad Medical Takes @BadMedicalTakes
281K Followers 54 Following Posting the worst medical takes. Have a submission? DM or @ me. #MedTwitter Same name on Bluesky/Threads/Mastodon
Mar @Mareish_Mar
511 Followers 541 Following #ActuallyAutistic & Queer Equestrian sometimes I ride my horse. usually, I'm shoveling treats into his mouth.
Township of Tiny @tinytownship
3K Followers 228 Following A culturally diverse community that respects the traditions of the past is future focused while protecting our environment and heritage for generations to come.
University Health Net.. @UHN
53K Followers 1K Following Canada's largest research hospital: Princess Margaret, Toronto General, Toronto Rehab, Toronto Western, West Park Healthcare & Michener. Instagram: uhntoronto
Kali Barrett @DrKaliBarrett
19K Followers 800 Following Critical Care physician @UHN, member of @covid19mc, health services researcher interested in health economics & policy. Mum to three awesome humans.
Isaac Bogoch @BogochIsaac
182K Followers 997 Following Infectious Diseases physician and scientist, with thoughts on Infectious Diseases, Tropical Medicine, HIV Prevention, Public Health, and Global Health issues.
down bad and beatable @trotsets
767 Followers 701 Following dunkin’ donuts dm me // ethical vegetarian // 18+
ew jaden @restingmareface
1K Followers 344 Following horse/dog/cat/fish/hedgehog/human mom. full time Mariners fan. #ActuallyAutistic #BlackLivesMatter #BadAtWritingBios
An actual conversation with a patient this week: Patient: “What’s that in your ear?” Me: “That’s my earring, sir.” Patient: “Well you better take it out before someone thinks you’re a queer.” Me: “Well the thing is sir… I am a queer” Patient: 🤯 Me: 💅🏻
@OKWildlifeDept Mountain Lions? Bobcats? Not on the list, let the pspspspsps begin!
it's another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY - SO MIND YOUR BUSINESS. FAWNS, DROP EM'. BIRDS, LEAVE EM'. RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. FOXES?! -SWIPER NO SWIPING. ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.
the way I believe my therapist and I would be friends under different circumstances is probably how men feel when they think their hooters waitress is into them
it’s so fucking funny to report on the presidents 54 year old son like he is a freshman at Princeton
EXCLUSIVE: Hunter Biden puffs on a vape and breaks into a coughing fit while shopping with friends trib.al/WMjoOy4
Stranger: what are you studying at Duke? Me: I work here in the math dept. Another stranger: what year are you in school? Me: I actually graduated undergrad 13 years ago. I work here in the math dept. Another stranger: we have free cotton candy for students today Me: …
we been hearing "boys will be boys" since we started walking on this earth. You'll be alright. Suck it up bubba
“i’m just a girl” is the worst sentence ever known to man. women be pushing 30 saying that shit lmao
if your university years aligned with the timeline of yikyak then you deserve compensation
you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
Every once in a while there is someone who does a meme format so well that we have to retire the meme in their honor
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
Stopped to get lunch, wearing my scrubs. Girl behind the counter: “Are you a nurse?” “Medical student.” “So you’ll be a doctor?” “Yes, next year.” “That’s so cool! I always wanted to be a doctor.” “You could do it!” “Girl, I work at Subway.” “Girl, my first job was at Subway.” 💁🏻♀️
@JodiesJumpsuit Us: "Maybe we would like the walnut crunch back and for the donuts to be made at the locations." Them: "Best we can do is some sort of frozen fajita made of used napkins."
@JodiesJumpsuit -Honey mustard on the club sandwich. -Jelly filled donuts -Baking/frying everything fresh on location. -Waiting 30 seconds longer for a properly toasted bagel than a rapid singed bagel. - roll up the rim on a cup
Listen, Tim Horton’s execs: you are obviously panicking because the bizarre and off brand marketing schemes and food items are not resulting in the profits you desire. Have you considered that this is a problem entirely of your own invention?
This unicorn horn used to bring me so much joy, but all the horses I bought it for are gone, so I had let it become a symbol of loss. But! Today I reclaimed the joy by sharing it. 🤍 Here it is on Luna, an incredibly sweet hippotherapy pony. A Lunacorn! The kids loved it.
Just bake your donuts on site again and stop with this nonsense
Tim Hortons launches pizza nationally to 'stretch the brand' to afternoon, night cp24.com/news/tim-horto…
She made us drinks To drink We drunk em Got drunk
Need a thread for all of the ladies at the WNBA draft? We've got you covered! First up, Angel Reese 🔥
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