Mick's Metaphors @micksmetaphors
People who mix their metaphors really need to pull their socks together. It's not rocket surgery! Joined May 2012-
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I'd love to be a mole on the wall in the Liverpool dressing room at half time. KEVIN KEEGAN -- The QI Elves (@qikipedia)
Tomorrow, I'm going to turn off my phone for the whole day and beat O2 at their own medicine.
@micksmetaphors Woke up this morning full of the joys of beans.
There were many players who had very a good tournament but Andrés Iniesta really was the cream of the litter. #euro2012
Lawrenson or Townsend? It's like choosing between the lesser of two evil rocks in a hard place.
Nice to see the sunshine. It's been raining cats among pigeons recently.
The early rounds at Wimbledon are all about separating the men from the chaff. @micksmetaphors
Just washed my car. It's so clean, you could eat your face off it. @micksmetaphors
I reckon this Barclays thing is just the tip of the icing on the cake
Tell you what, @micksmetaphors, you could cut the electric with a knife
I'm on the edge of the seat of my pants here.
I guess not making the Champions League was the final straw in the coffin for Harry Redknapp at Spurs @micksmetaphors
Ireland could still pull this out of the bottom of the barrel
Haven't heard much about the Leeds Utd takeover recently but I'm keeping my ear to the grindstone
The Netherlands should win this afternoon's game, but I guess the proof of the pudding always rises to the top. @micksmetaphors
Really excited about #Euro2012. Just hope it doesn't turn out to be a damp climax. @micksmetaphors
@micksmetaphors - glad to see Heskey ain't going to the Euros - he can't hit a needle with a barn door in a haystack!
Yet another England friendly that was as interesting as watching paint grow.
@micksmetaphors I just hope we don't end up laughing with egg on the other side of our face.
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