mikeash @mikeash

Wizard without portfolio mikeash.com Washington, DC Joined August 2007

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mikeash @mikeash

3 years ago

I never used Twitter’s official client and I’m not starting now, so I suppose I’ll be going. Find me at mastodon.sdf.org/@mikeash or wherever good books are sold.

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Museum of Science @museumofscience

3 years ago

Here’s Joe Parrish @joecparrish, the Mars Exploration Program Manager at @NASAJPL, on how to protect life on both Mars and Earth.

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Cabel Sasser @cabel

3 years ago

If there's one thing I think we can take away from the last few years, it's that nobody — absolutely nobody — is ever playing 4D chess

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

3 years ago

Elon’s brain broke.

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Pierre H. 🔥🌸 @pedantcoder

3 years ago

Seconded.

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Les Joies du Code @lesjoiesducode

3 years ago

Le pull de Noël parfait n'existe p... shop.lesjoiesducode.fr/products/sweat…

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mikeash @mikeash

3 years ago

Reading about AI is a lot more fun if you pretend it’s just a guy named Al.

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mikeash @mikeash

3 years ago

Imagine paying forty-four billion dollars for something and then describing it like this.

Elon Musk @elonmusk

3 years ago

Imagine paying forty-four billion dollars for something and then describing it like this.

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mikeash @mikeash

3 years ago

Surely this consumer electronics purchase is the one that will finally bring me true happiness.

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Swift Language @SwiftLang

3 years ago

Where’s the Swift project going in 2023? @pathofshrines looks ahead with a summary from across the community. swift.org/blog/focus-are…

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matt blaze @mattblaze

3 years ago

The Twitter meltdown is distracting me from fully enjoying the FTX meltdown.

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mikeash @mikeash

3 years ago

Dental plan! Pitt the Elder! Dental plan! Pitt the Elder! Dental plan! Pitt the Elder! Dental plan! Pitt the Elder! Dental plan! Pitt the Elder!

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Man goes to Doctor. Says his business is failing. Says he fired all employees. Says his customers abandoned him. Doctor says, “Treatment is simple. Great CEO Musk is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. Says, “But doctor…I am Musk.”