mike colasuonno @mikecola13
you know when someone says that they know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy? i'm that guy. Joined July 2010-
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of COURSE the late night picket starts at 10 AM. see ya then pals!
of COURSE the late night picket starts at 10 AM. see ya then pals!
Hi, all. I write jokes for TV, but not long ago I was a financial analyst. I had my Series 7. For those who say Fran Drescher or any SAG-AFTRA member should stop whining and appreciate what they have, let me give you a lesson in capitalism. 🧵
The wealthiest 1% hold 53% of ALL stocks. The top 10% hold 88.6% of ALL stocks. Every dollar these media companies don't give to a writer or actor, they hand to millionaires and billionaires. When you say actors and writers are spoiled, you're on the wrong side of history.
NAZZ-MA-TAZZ - A Solo Show: Funny songs, stories & Smokey Lady at @hollywoodfringe, @HudsonTheatres, 6539 Santa Monica Blvd. Sunday, June 12, 1:30 PM Saturday, June 18, 8:30 PM Thursday, June 23, 8:30 PM Tix $15. at hollywoodfringe.org/7484
"Meat Bird in Beigeville" on the March 19th @rootsmusreport Top 50 album charts! #California: bit.ly/3qr96sP #Folk: bit.ly/3DhJrIl #ContemporaryFolk: bit.ly/3iuGIS8 Available on all digital platforms at judynazemetz.hearnow.com/meat-bird-in-b…
THIS MONDAY, March 21st at 7 PM PDT! @far_west is presenting "The Funny Side of Folk", hosted by Phil Ward, and featuring funny folkies @vancegilbert, Teresa Tudury, @aireeneespiritu, @garystockdale and ME, @judynaz. Streaming Live! Tune in at youtu.be/daXKCYH0ooE #FunnyFolk
.@judynaz will be one of the featured artists on the @far_west #Community Spotlighting "The Funny Side of Folk". Streaming live on YouTube on March 21st at 7 PM PT. Join us! youtube.com/farwestconfere… More Info: facebook.com/events/1116142…
My songs "I'm Just Sayin'" & "My Own Personal 409" are included in this special #ValentinesDay @Spotify playlist: "Love Songs for Valentines Series 2022" by @wosradio. Just in time for #ValentinesDay2022. open.spotify.com/playlist/1u4va…
Many Thanks to DJ Bill Revill for including "Fast Track Santa" from my EP CHRISTMAS CHEER on this playlist for Acoustic Blender - @WESUmiddletown FM, Middletown CT. Listen to the archive for the next 2 weeks at wesu.streamrewind.com/bookmarks/list…
CHRISTMAS CHEER has made the @PhilMaqMusic's Faves Top Ten Album list for December 12th, 2021! Thank you, @PhilMaqMusic!
Fun Fact: Judy Nazemetz really knows Christmas. She trained Santa Clauses. Hired 'em. Fired 'em. Dressed 'em. Taught 'em how to hold babies & not to drink. Her EP CHRISTMAS CHEER, now available at judynazemetzmusic.com #ChristmasCheer #JudyNazemetz #SantaClause #TrainingSanta
Damn, I got 9 months for selling bongs. 🤦♂️
Damn, I got 9 months for selling bongs. 🤦♂️
This is someone’s work. Really great work. And it was manipulated and spread without due credit. We all make mistakes here on this weird internet ap, but please give credit to this guy’s great original work! @TonyAtamanuik @PresidentShow
A Very Harold Reynolds and Kumar Rocker Christmas
I think he’s had a lot of practice “cleaning his gun” if you know what I mean.
Hope I’m popping champagne and not popping pills tonight!
Think before you retweet a story or video showing voter intimidation or lack of access to a polling site. You might be doing exactly what they want—discouraging OUR people from wanting to vote. Report voting issues to authorities at 866-OUR-VOTE.
I wrote HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT in 2019. I kept hoping it would be out of date by the election. It's not. Get the backstory of our transnational crime syndicate masquerading as a government -- on sale today for only $2.99: amazon.com/Hiding-Plain-S…
Absolutely breathtaking video from Don Winslow. #AmericaNeedsMichigan
Absolutely breathtaking video from Don Winslow. #AmericaNeedsMichigan
Team! I need 2,000 retweets. Good news, we have just over a week before we defeat Devin Nunes. Bad news, we’re making our last TV buy of the election tomorrow & we’re short a few thousand dollars. We don’t want to leave anything on the table. Can we count on you to chip-in?
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Witscript @witscript
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