ChatGLP-1 @mikeshitposts
hot takes from the basement of the email factory 🇵🇸 Chicago, IL Joined November 2008-
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Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here is an even bigger Q4 number that you will be fired if you don't hit, you fucking moron
Don’t “back in my day” this.. you’re right, we won’t. Safety has come a long way.
Don’t “back in my day” this.. you’re right, we won’t. Safety has come a long way.
people will really be like “the amount of lights is horrific, i’d never live in a place that ruins nature like this” while tweeting from a still light-polluted, horrendously environmentally destructive sprawling suburban/exurban community that produces more pollution per capita
people will really be like “the amount of lights is horrific, i’d never live in a place that ruins nature like this” while tweeting from a still light-polluted, horrendously environmentally destructive sprawling suburban/exurban community that produces more pollution per capita
5 days into GLP1s because I’m a lazy fatass and holy shit all my food/nicotine/caffeine cravings just totally vanished. What are these drugs even, I barely wanted to drink at the bar the other night?!
I’m sorry but I’ve seen who likes me on hinge and I’ve seen who likes me in real life. I am going to put on my nice shoes and go sit in the park looking approachable
Sometimes I read things like this and I’m like “maybe we do deserve all the bad things that happen to us as society”
Sometimes I read things like this and I’m like “maybe we do deserve all the bad things that happen to us as society”
jesus christ is that a trans duck
jesus christ is that a trans duck
Bought the condo I’ve been renting for 2 years so finally unpacking
cops are always like "can you tell me why you were going 90 in a 55?" and you have to explain to them that it literally gets you there way faster. just goes to show the guys who fail at math end up as cops.
Hey man come through to the food truck festival. You can pay $28 for a room temperature lobster roll and you have to eat it standing while hovering over a napkin because there's nowhere to sit
If only he was alive today to tell us how some gun deaths are worth the cost of having untraceable guns. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/k…
the John Oliver team currently debating how much prison time they want to serve for their next episode
Charlie Kirk was an unrepentant racist, transphobe, homophobe, and misogynist who often wrapped his bigotry in Bible verses because there was no other way to pretend that it was morally correct. thenation.com/article/politi…
This is how I feel
Maybe Charlie Kirk shouldn’t have spent years being a hateful demagogic fascist and this wouldn’t have happened. Maybe he should take some personal responsibility.
Considering you can't eat rockets, I'm not sure I see the connection.
Considering you can't eat rockets, I'm not sure I see the connection.
This live Chapo Trap House show was recorded 7 years ago, on September 18, 2018.
This live Chapo Trap House show was recorded 7 years ago, on September 18, 2018. https://t.co/spmrK7TgHm
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