Mimi van Helfteren @mimi_csvh

I’m cold London Joined January 2009

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Mimi van Helfteren @mimi_csvh

4 years ago

Huge fan of wearing a mask on the train as it means no one can see me mouthing along to All Too Well over and over again with never wavering angst

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Mimi van Helfteren @mimi_csvh

4 years ago

Sometimes I ask very stupid questions about cryptocurrency and let men explain it to me as a little treat for them

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Mimi van Helfteren @mimi_csvh

5 years ago

I once watched a woman shave her legs with a razor and a bottle of Evian at 8.47 on the circle line. Peoples feet were getting quite wet.

James Felton @JimMFelton

5 years ago

I once watched a woman shave her legs with a razor and a bottle of Evian at 8.47 on the circle line. Peoples feet were getting quite wet.

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thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties

5 years ago

interesting how when u squeeze most fruits u get fruit juice but when u squeeze a banana u just get. mashy banana. to me this is very suspicious. imposter fruit?

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Mimi van Helfteren @mimi_csvh

5 years ago

My cousin @Robinstanford and I hearing about EBay, commandeering the computer, going on it and typing ‘LIVE kittens’ into the search bar with so much blind hope

JPAWGMAFIA @jpawgmafia

5 years ago

My cousin @Robinstanford and I hearing about EBay, commandeering the computer, going on it and typing ‘LIVE kittens’ into the search bar with so much blind hope

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Mimi van Helfteren @mimi_csvh

6 years ago

Someone at work just asked if I was homeschooled, and then expressed extreme disbelief when I said I wasn’t

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Mimi van Helfteren @mimi_csvh

6 years ago

Rocketman was pretty good but the old man next to me put a bit of a damper on it by tutting disappointedly every time Elton John kissed someone?!?

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Mimi van Helfteren @mimi_csvh

6 years ago

Hormonal level 1000: openly sobbing on my walk home at @JamieLaing_UK talking about his parents divorce when he was 8 on @elizabday’s How to Fail

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Mimi van Helfteren @mimi_csvh

6 years ago

Just realised I’ve worn a leather skirt to a vegan photoshoot

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Mimi van Helfteren @mimi_csvh

7 years ago

Work made a me themed playlist today in honour of my promotion and I couldn’t help but notice the third song that came on was ‘sweet but psycho’

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Mimi van Helfteren @mimi_csvh

7 years ago

Listening to @DeborahFW ‘s episode of How to Fail with @elizabday makes me want to tattoo her words on the inside of my brain. The sort of hilarious wisdom that is genuinely life changing 👍🏻