Oldie Hawn @mint_fuzzy

Joined November 2017

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Oldie Hawn @mint_fuzzy

12 months ago

I bailed when the platform changed hands, now they don't believe I'm human. It's my divorce all over again.

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Oldie Hawn @mint_fuzzy

3 years ago

It's so sweet the way the cat purrs or rubs his face on me or opens a vein in my foot to get my attention

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I'm finding it difficult to function in this hashtag world of self love and acceptance. I was raised in the era of hating yourself at the speed of light. And wearing an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.

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Oldie Hawn @mint_fuzzy

4 years ago

Last night I came up with a happy compromise... a lady was struggling to remember "Debbie? Darlene...?" to which I volunteered "it's Dianna, but you can call me Dee." No one remembers my name but they DO remember what it starts with lol Dee or D, just gimme the D

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Oldie Hawn @mint_fuzzy

4 years ago

Nu and Xi were skipped to avoid confusion but what about we sad folk who can't hear Omicron without referencing Futurama

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Oldie Hawn @mint_fuzzy

4 years ago

my ugly Christmas sweater is just a regular sweater but with gravy stains

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thegr8fulbead @thegr8fulbead

4 years ago

one problem with apartment living is not knowing if you smell toast due to a neighbor's snack attack or your own impending stroke

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Oldie Hawn @mint_fuzzy

4 years ago

my life is based on a true story

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Oldie Hawn @mint_fuzzy

4 years ago

dating a tall guy is cool bc he only sees me from my good selfie angle. life hacks.

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Oldie Hawn @mint_fuzzy

4 years ago

werking out my winter lewk and then the spelling bee

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Oldie Hawn @mint_fuzzy

4 years ago

I've decided to start spelling 'fruit' as f-r-e-w-t; I'm homogenizing all spelling. If newt is n-e-w-t, it's rhyme should incude the same letter blends. My entire vocabulary is now a homogenous zone. Also I'm drunk.

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Oldie Hawn @mint_fuzzy

4 years ago

halloween candy 75% off get out of my way -- a haiku

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thegr8fulbead @thegr8fulbead

4 years ago

K I feel like a huge knob in front of the camera but I'm aware of the need for public engagement lol I shot some test footage of me with some new glass... this is the kind of content I'll be posting: unboxings, new beads, stuff I'm working on, tours of the shop etc