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V: sometimes I hear voices
Me: for real?
V: yeah. They tell me to . . . do stuff
Me: what kind of stuff?
V: clean your room, do your homework, go to bed
Me: those are your parents, smart ass
V: so annoying
THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL F--
um, wait.
(sigh) well, shit. this is awkward.
turns out this is actually my final form.
I lost track in all the excitement. My bad.
Won't happen again. I mean, literally, because-- well, final form, right?
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