Mitchell Five Thousand @mitchell_5000
Joined July 2010-
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Send this to your navy veteran grandfather to give him an orgasm induced heart attack
*in a very wise tone* they say the best candle is a delicious soup
When your mom travels provinces to see you you’re allowed to play as many lil Wayne songs you want because she doesn’t mind, she’s just happy to see you
My soul has been touched by the beauty of nature I fear!
Every interest is special. Just my 2 cents
Guys will wake up at 6 to ride their bike once and suddenly their life makes sense
Beautiful Dartmouth, Nova Scotia? Nope, that’s Longueuil. Nice to know that a city as deprived as Montreal is so close to a place that represents what it truly means to be a Canadian.
Toronto Shorties BeLike low key I’m marved for attention rn Let me get man’s vexed so he notice me
I’m stuck in a loop where everyday I forget TikTok exists until about 7pm when I think “damn I wish there was something to do on my phone” when a lightbulb goes off and I proceed to scroll until 11
Celebrating 50 years of hip hop by rapping at my wife
Spotify should add a music editing feature so you can cut out kid cudi features
“Favorite bit of history” was the wrong call here, should have gone with “I can’t stop thinking about…” There’s all sorts of cool stuff in history. The Aztecs, for example. I could go on
“Favorite bit of history” was the wrong call here, should have gone with “I can’t stop thinking about…” There’s all sorts of cool stuff in history. The Aztecs, for example. I could go on
After a long bike ride I like to relax by chugging 4 Stella’s and mucking 2 packs of mister noodles while watching both the wire and TikTok simultaneously
Boy dinner is just girl dinner x5. You think I’ve never eaten a piece of cheese, a popsicle and olives for dinner? I have, it was just half a block, every flavour and the entire container
Me in the theatre watching Oppenheimer alone because they denied me on my flight while all of my friends and family are back home in Nova Scotia on vacation
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