willy 🌜💧 @willystaley

Welcome to my WordPress blog! I’m 39 and live in NYC. This is where I post my trivial musings, jokes and links. Comments section is open — but play nice! :^) Joined December 2008

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willy 🌜💧 @willystaley

3 hours ago

Imagine if, in the middle of Sicario, there was a scene where president got on TV and was like, "We are doing Sicario — and we're going to continue doing Sicario, and you're going to love it." Even Taylor Sheridan couldn't have imagined it. And yet, here we are.

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willy 🌜💧 @willystaley

14 hours ago

It was Giant Ledge, which is like 1 mile in, one mile out — LOL

New York Post @nypost

16 hours ago

It was Giant Ledge, which is like 1 mile in, one mile out — LOL

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willy 🌜💧 @willystaley

23 hours ago

20th between Valencia and Mission

LaRussell @LaRussellGC

24 hours ago

20th between Valencia and Mission https://t.co/LFKhNa8tFM

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willy 🌜💧 @willystaley

2 days ago

Subway Takes Guy: So, what’s your take? Me: Being solo poly actually isn’t that complicated. You can be in any number of polyamorous dynamics, but you aren’t initiating the relationship escalator, because you consider yourself your primary. Subway Takes Guy: 100 percent agree!

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willy 🌜💧 @willystaley

2 days ago

"It's very simple: Solo poly people often, but not always, consider themselves their own primaries. They can, however, be married. And often are."

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willy 🌜💧 @willystaley

3 days ago

Trump was just bummed out. Maybe he carded a 90 or something. Happened to me recently, and it really got me down.

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willy 🌜💧 @willystaley

3 days ago

Scarface clothing is coming back. An interesting, and I would say auspicious, development in American life.

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willy 🌜💧 @willystaley

3 days ago

They've got a San Diegan in charge of Vanity Fair and an Angeleno in charge of Vogue. If you just follow the trendline, that means the next editor of The New Yorker will be a San Franciscan.

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willy 🌜💧 @willystaley

4 days ago

The Theme Park Connoisseur

CaptainRavioli | 🍉 @Cap10Ravioli

4 weeks ago

The Theme Park Connoisseur

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willy 🌜💧 @willystaley

4 days ago

There's apparently no Department of Buildings in Danielton, TX (pop. 128,000; unincorporated)

SULLY @SULLY10X

6 days ago

There's apparently no Department of Buildings in Danielton, TX (pop. 128,000; unincorporated)

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willy 🌜💧 @willystaley

5 days ago

CPH-JFK film report: The new Captain America features what is perhaps cinema’s only Biden analogue: Harrison Ford plays a widower with an estranged daughter who has lost control of his own administration and is hiding a secret about his health from the public (he is the Red Hulk)

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willy 🌜💧 @willystaley

a week ago

A semi-autobiographical dramedy about young urbanites navigating life, love and everything in between??? Sounds suspiciously similar to my concept for “Willy” on Hulu…

Film Updates @FilmUpdates

a week ago

A semi-autobiographical dramedy about young urbanites navigating life, love and everything in between??? Sounds suspiciously similar to my concept for “Willy” on Hulu…

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willy 🌜💧 @willystaley

a week ago

For me, this is a little like the scene in Annie Hall where Woody Allen produces Marshall McLuhan out of nowhere to tell the annoying blowhard that he's gotten it all wrong. newyorker.com/magazine/2025/…

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Sam 🎴 @ImSmilingRn

4 years ago

Me driving to the store: Yeah i'm a total storepilled foodcel. I'm basically going store mode and i'm giving producecore vibes My 8 year old son Doban: Daddy I think God should kill you

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willy 🌜💧 @willystaley

a week ago

The avocado continues to confound the median (non-Californian) American

Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes

2 weeks ago

The avocado continues to confound the median (non-Californian) American

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Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz

2 weeks ago

If Ahab could have read Moby-Dick as a young man then maybe he would have thought twice about going on a maniacal quest for vengeance. But he could not access the cautionary tale because it was his role to live it. This is known as “Ahab’s Paradox”

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willy 🌜💧 @willystaley

2 weeks ago

I am going to find the person who decided to make I-95 a one-lane road in two separate places on a summer Sunday, create a copy of their consciousness and torture it for eternity.

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willy 🌜💧 @willystaley

2 weeks ago

The guy working the Moshup Beach lot in Aquinnah has to be the best parking lot attendant in America. True beach bum, runs a tight ship, charming, seems to love the job. You can almost forget it costs $30 to park there.