monkey_sparkets @monkey_sparkets

x.com/search/from:mo… Joined June 2008

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Tome Jurac @TomeJurac

4 years ago

After months @asharadwayne and the Duchess return with a new episode and you get gold like "loose lips kills bitches". Welcome back guys, we missed you <3 thedukeandduchesspodcast.com/2022/03/14/epi…

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The Duke and Duchess Podcast @thedndpodcast

3 years ago

Episode 130 is posted. In this episode Felisin, Heboric, and Baudin take the worlds worst road trip. Mappo and Icarium find a boat. Fiddler, Apsalar, and Crokus find a road. And Kalam…is around. And there’s this whole rebellion thing. thedukeandduchesspodcast.com/2022/06/26/epi…

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stoned cold fox @roastmalone_

4 years ago

Oh you love earth? Name your 5 favourite layers

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Christian Prater @DPortents

4 years ago

@thedndpodcast OMG I just got to the wax disc bit in my Duke n Duchess Gardens marathon and I was struggling to operate my vehicle I was laughing so hard. you gonna cause a wreck over here with that bit.

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whis_pea @whis_pea

5 years ago

Put the mosquitoes in charge of vaccine distribution do I have to think of everything around here

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Jason Not Evil @JasonNotEvil

5 years ago

Her: I want a divorce Me: I WON THIS MARRIAGE BY A LOT

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Richard Marx @richardmarx

5 years ago

I’m suddenly thinking it’s not too late to contest the Grammy votes for Best Male Vocal that Michael Bolton beat me out of in 1990.

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Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP

5 years ago

I don’t know, just add a romantic vampire. ~The 2000’s

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Stannis I Baratheon, King of Westeros @KingStannisI

5 years ago

Renly HUSSEIN Baratheon

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whis_pea @whis_pea

5 years ago

Ubiquity is everywhere.

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Tome Jurac @TomeJurac

5 years ago

I'm listening the first episode on Gardens of the Moon (118th ep over all) and I get gems like "Are you willing to cut a bitch?" @thedndpodcast oh, I missed you

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The Duke and Duchess Podcast @thedndpodcast

5 years ago

Episode 120 is posted. In this episode we cover chapters 4 and 5 of Gardens of the Moon by Steven Erikson. The Bridgeburners leave Pale, and we arrive in Darujhistan. thedukeandduchesspodcast.com/2020/08/22/epi…

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mattmerchant @midmerch

5 years ago

Kinda weird they call it adultery when it’s a childish thing to do

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Ian of the Sea @ianpauldukes

5 years ago

follow me for more light jokes in these dark times

Ian of the Sea @ianpauldukes

5 years ago

follow me for more light jokes in these dark times

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Armani @historyofarmani

5 years ago

Elon Musk went from Tony Stark to Lex Luthor so fast

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Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman

5 years ago

Schrödinger's Douchebag: A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.

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The Duke and Duchess Podcast @thedndpodcast

5 years ago

Episode 119 is posted. In this episode Tattersail and her cadre attack Moons Spawn and Anomander Rake. Ganoes Paran shows up to take over command of Whiskeyjack's ninth squad. It doesn't go well. thedukeandduchesspodcast.com/2020/07/19/epi…

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monkey_sparkets @monkey_sparkets

5 years ago

Most of the time I’m ok. But then I remember that dogs don’t get to have pockets 😔

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The Duke and Duchess Podcast @thedndpodcast

5 years ago

Here's the thing about "Shadowhounds." From episode 118 of The Duke and Duchess Podcast covering Gardens of the Moon, part of the Malazan Book of the Fallen series. soundcloud.com/user-331072146…