monsterlab @monsterlab
Joined August 2009-
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‘I NEED A POSTER OF RITA HAYWORTH’
Alright, I'll be giving away this $10,000 Gucci XBox to a follower who retweets this in the next 24 hours. I'll ship it anywhere on earth. Good luck. Here's what's inside: youtu.be/JnGXTk57rOU
For everyone who retweets this, Bell will donate 5 cents to Canadian Mental Health. I love that they do this every year. #BellLetsTalk
I’m Pretty sure Mike Pence gets a little hot around the collar when he hears the word “packing” #VPDebates
I got a notification that Peacock was available today via WOOF. #FlockToPeacock
The Syrian raid was so perfectly carried out, with such precision, that the only way the Fake News Media could demean was by my use of the term “Mission Accomplished.” I knew they would seize on this but felt it is such a great Military term, it should be brought back. Use often!
“Keep politics out of music” is a fun way to say, “I want to benefit from your experiences without having to consider the tragedy behind how you got them.”
.@realDonaldTrump "Mar-a-Lago" sounds like a foreign name to me. What happened to America first??
Retweet if you care about @realDonaldTrump's tax returns
My dog and I are really excited for Star Wars:The Force Awakens #TheForceAwakens
When Ryan Seacrest asks "Are you ready to rock?" it means something terrible has happened to the fundamental concept of rocking.
Editor: "I'm going to need you to get 7 more horse puns into this headline" Writer: "But …" Editor: "8 MORE"
@monsterlab: I have an extra #teched2014 closing party arm band. DM me if you need one.
I have an extra #msteched closing party arm band. DM me if you need one.
@VeeamKB any idea when a hot fix will be released for this issue? It was pretty scary to wake up to over 500 snapshots after upgrade to v7
Mae Warila @MWarila34981
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Karly Mannine @KMannine3194
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Erica Hindman @EricHindma
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RunNifRun 🌊🌈 @RunNifRun
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Paul Steinke @psteinke04
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Optiwatt @optiwatt
471 Followers 1K Following You made the choice to go electric. Go all the way, get Optiwatt!
Michael Waksman @MichaelWaksman
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That Is Me @AyeToTheEye
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Dr Deplorable @DrDeplorable60
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Eric McKinnon @EricMcKinnon813
251 Followers 475 Following Husband, Father, Christian, American, Friend, who loves his family. @AIBTampa
Annarchy Ann @AnnarchyAnn
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Sean Beeson | Music &.. @SeanBeeson
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Gary Perkins @geebagel
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Jonathan Gold @JonathanGold6
25 Followers 86 Following I may be number 6 on Twitter, but I'm number one somewhere dammit!
J Kiser @ctownhood
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Russel Lazega @ManagingBubbie
297 Followers 827 Following The incredible true story of a defiant mother's perilous escape from the Nazis and the confounded Miami Beach family that must try to manage her 40 years later.
Bridget Leahy @bleahy4
626 Followers 3K Following I love people who create art; and the people who build rather than tear down
Jason R. Crittenden @YourREguy
242 Followers 831 Following I'm a follower (Matthew 5:14-16). I’m a husband & father. I enjoy the sport of real estate investing.
junnie @JunnieJuune
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Anthony Sanchez @tony_tone14
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𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕤 𝕄.. @FlirtyNikka
4K Followers 2K Following Accountability+Education = Growth // She/Her // 💖🏳️⚧️✨Ally✨🏳️🌈💖
Whiskey Sam Official @WhiskeySam99
515 Followers 2K Following I like baseball bourbon brisket and politics. I’ve read a book. Permanently banned from TexAgs in 2001. Advocate for all Texans to leave Texas. BTHOB
Jim Reams @jimreams
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ann bakas @ann_with_no_eee
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Brandi @CovertPervert
2K Followers 488 Following Female Age:39 Astrological sign: Feces. Likes: Long walks on the beach and Tijuana donkey shows. Mother (Think Danzig definition, not Pink Floyd's)
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KellieTrumper Spillma.. @LookStyleChic
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Harry Caskey, CISSP �.. @Harry_Caskey
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275 Followers 298 Following //RP// Squish me, Will Graham :: #Sauceston #Winsauce #Hannibal :: on a cruise with the pack & Murder Dads :: check out my web history @AppleGoogles
Jon W. @rarefilmm
20K Followers 923 Following Man on a mission to find and preserve the rarest and most obscure films ever made. Tweets mostly film & TV related content.
David Simon @AoDespair
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ArrowFilmsVideo @ArrowFilmsVideo
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kenzi @kenzianidiot
62K Followers 4K Following follow me for my dads weekly agendas! im also medium funny and have a very cute dog. | marketing at @dropout | she/her
Haitch @matthh
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FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav
122K Followers 527 Following Rock and Roll Hall of Fame | GRAMMYs Lifetime Achievement Award #PUBLICENEMY #FLAVORITES [email protected]
When's It On Streamin.. @WhensItStreamin
3K Followers 119 Following When will that theatrical movie that just came out be on streaming? And where? Find out here! (US only; does not include PVOD digital purchase/rental services.)
John Oliver @iamjohnoliver
5.5M Followers 155 Following Comedian. @LastWeekTonight, @TheDailyShow, The Bugle Podcast (@hellobuglers)
Will McCrabb @mccrabb_will
24K Followers 208 Following I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
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HCSO @HCSOSheriff
73K Followers 7K Following Mission: protect & defend the community while preserving rights and dignity of all. 𝘼𝙘𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝟮𝟰/𝟳, call 813-247-8200.
Mike Flanagan @flanaganfilm
210K Followers 824 Following Won't be checking this account anymore. I'm just using it to amplify smaller movies that deserve more attention. Find me on Insta & Tumblr @flanaganfilm
Lily Gladstone @lily_gladstone
50K Followers 1K Following 👣 Siksikaitsitapii/Nimíipuu 💖 She/They 🫂 Aspiring Ewok 🌳🐻bumblebee boarder 🐝 🏡 ✨
Paul Davis @The_Kesslerboy
644 Followers 479 Following Filmmaker - @blumhouse @Hulu THE BODY & UNCANNY ANNIE. Played a wookiee in Star Wars once. Author. Cinema nerd. Parapsychology student. Rep @BernsAshley
Out of Spec Studios @Out_of_Spec
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Alyssa @alyssa_zupan
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Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope
417K Followers 139 Following DM Submissions, documenting cope in all forms | "happily lapping up vintage sour grievances" - Slate | Manager: @IAteTheMango
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Vernon Reid @vurnt22
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Naomi Wu 机械妖姬 @RealSexyCyborg
247K Followers 3K Following China's #1 Tech & DIY YouTuber Open Source, 3D Printing & Digital Fabrication, Automation, Infosec 1/18th synthetic 'It's all about merit until merit has tits'
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550K Followers 698 Following Writing/Design @SonySantaMonica by day. Content Creator/Host/Actor by night. Mostly tweet bad jokes tho. Management: [email protected]
Paul Dellegatto⚡️.. @PaulFox13
95K Followers 1K Following Chief meteorologist at FOX13 in Tampa. Tweeting about weather ⛈ - sports 🏈 - Brody 🐕 Natick, MA native. Fluent in sarcasm.
Kanopy @Kanopy
22K Followers 2K Following Incredible and essential films made accessible through your library. #filmsthatmatter For press inquiries, please email [email protected].
mr. LaserDisc @Papapishu
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Ronan Farrow @RonanFarrow
1.1M Followers 5K Following Pulitzer-winning investigative journo @newyorker. Documentaries @hbo. Ex-diplomat. Bad lawyer. Disused PhD. Tips: [email protected].
Jeff Berardelli @WeatherProf
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Mike's Weather Page @tropicalupdate
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John Cusack @johncusack
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RunNifRun 🌊🌈 @RunNifRun
810 Followers 962 Following Find me on Bluesky: https://t.co/kqomyeehYW Addicted to Pickleball I am a marathoner. It's kind of a big deal. 13.1x16, 26.2x1
Arnold @Schwarzenegger
5.2M Followers 468 Following TV Dad, Bodybuilder, Conan, Terminator, and former Governor of California. I killed the Predator. I told you I'd be back. I’m here to pump you up.
Brianna Wu @BriannaWu
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130K Followers 497 Following I am the First Amendment. I love to tweet about myself. Take advantage of me but please don't violate me. (Parody, obvs.)
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i saw these two giant glowing red squares at dusk on my flight from chicago to new york, i think over ohio but who's to say. does anyone know what they are
"Anatomy of a Fall" star Messi appears to pee on Matt Damon's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. bit.ly/3v4IQKd
Honestly the biggest hope I have after Dune 2’s massive blow up success is that we get more movies that aren’t overlit and actually commit to a color pallet. Let your actors bask in shadows!
‘You gotta be a Bad MF to ride a Fn Sandworm!’ #DUNE2
Just because the Volume exists, you don't have shoot your whole show on smaller sets than a bottle episode of BUCK ROGERS.
The thing about Tubi is that it merges the modern streaming experience with the retro video store and the curated physical media collection. It's got EVERYTHING, from new releases to all the stuff you rented on VHS & all the trash DVDs you bought from Dollar Tree for some reason.
1/ 11🧵 Covid is a vascular disease 🩸. We need to stop thinking of it primarily as a lung 🫁 disease. I hear lung Doctors says ‘we don’t see much on the chest X-rays in #LongCovid’. The rheumatologists say ‘we don’t see raised inflammation on the blood tests in #LongCovid’
@monsterlab That's Lucy today
You the one saying thy and shit
How you reported this without using a single emoji
BREAKING: Controversial Franklin mayoral candidate Gabrielle @HansonforMayor now headed to a likely resounding defeat, based on early vote and absentee totals: Gabrielle Hanson: 1,788 Incumbent Ken Moore: 8,364
Today is the day I officially became a Swiftie.
Taylor Swift’s Popularity Is A Sign Of Societal Decline thefederalist.com/2023/09/05/tay…
This looks like trump in a train conductor hat
IT'S SETTLED! Gov. Phil Murphy put a decades-long debate to rest on Thursday, signing legislation officially establishing Central Jersey as a region. 7ny.tv/3sp8WGf
Fuck it Leaking Batgirl Movie at 500K
I’m not concerned with unity or positivity or any of that nonsense. I like the truth.
@AngelStudiosInc Saw it tonight, and it was such an impactful movie. Thank you for shining a spotlight on this horrific issue of slavery.
Oh she never recovered
Karlie Kloss will not be returning as host of Project Runway.
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