David Whitley @mrdavidwhitley
Travel journalist. Lover of hammering a joke into the ground until it begs for mercy. geograquiz.com Sheffield Joined June 2009-
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Pretty sure getting a few brown people on a plane to Rwanda will claw back the millions of votes being haemorrhaged to (checks) Labour, the Lib Dems and the Green Party.
Hearing from a source who never leaves Kent and devotes his life to posting anti-ULEZ screeds on Facebook that Susan Hall might have won in London.
Stunning mandate for charging ULEZ to anyone who even looks at a car.
Today's quiz topic is... Australian animals. Including questions about weird spurs, enormous fish and the little fellas that hang out in Sydney parks. geograquiz.com/australian-wil…
Buying a pair of trousers
Buying a pair of trousers
Suspect Houchen winning might end up being a bonus for Labour, when one of the most prominent Tory figures in the north's *way of doing things* starts getting much closer attention.
"We have a plan for this country, and that is to make the Conservative Party membership card the only acceptable form of voter ID."
Do you reckon you can work out which African countries border each other WITHOUT looking at a map? Test yourself with this African borders quiz... geograquiz.com/africa-borders…
Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew
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Godspeed You Black Ta.. @twlldun
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Tom Hamilton @thhamilton
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Andrew R @ExcelPope
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IsThisTheRealLife🤔 @KBarksy
446 Followers 587 Following Proud to be British 🇬🇧🏴🏴🏴NI Definitely not woke! *WOMAN* #GBNews #NeverLabour Owner of Betty, a beautiful Cockapoo.
Mark smith @mark_oxman
14 Followers 22 Following I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe, attack ships off the shoulder of Orion.
Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew
33K Followers 1K Following The paperback edition of ‘Anti Social’ is out now. Buy it, why don’t you?
jonn elledge @JonnElledge
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Godspeed You Black Ta.. @twlldun
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John Rain 🥇 @ItsJohnRain
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GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge
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mutable joe @mutablejoe
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86K Followers 6K Following Political editor @TheNewEuropean | Fellow @Demos | President @TheMediaSociety | Author | Personal account. 🏳️🌈
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Matt Owen @MJowen174
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This is objectively hilarious. Imagine the meeting to discuss the various design options
Yeah, I’m really glad we beat this lot today.
Matthew Wade has surely got away with one here? 🤨 Crazy scenes as he seems to deny Mark Wood a catch... #AUSvENG
@bradwaystockley I'm told she is 'the cutest little girl ever', always giving cuddles 😊
Parent contacted me today impressed by kindness of our Y6 pupils, playing after school. A 5yo girl was playing with them and when the parent suggested she gave the older children some space, one by one, the Year 6 girls dropped to their knees, saying: "But I'm her size!" #kind
yes, i'll clarify: you're projecting your obsessions onto the UK public. it's a thing people often do as an instinctive response when they hear a politician say more or less everything they think needs to be said. we've all seen your tweets over the years x.com/damcou/status/…
Here's another one who sees the words "would hugely outperform Starmer in a General Election campaign" and responds with: "Let me project my obsessions onto you and call them your obsessions." x.com/thetyronwilson…
1 like, one nice thing about you. Probably won't do everyone cos some of you I'm only semi aware of. And some of you don't have nice things
@mrdavidwhitley My parents are there now and it really is. Glum faces on the call yesterday as they talked about a sunlounger being blown over. Told them it was full white out fog here in London.
@mrdavidwhitley Well, that must be nice and relaxing for you. Hoping it’s as mild as possible. X
Just when you thought they couldn’t get any lower. The Queen sat alone at her husband’s funeral out of respect for Covid rules & for the country. Boris Johnson's government hold all of us in contempt. x.com/tony_diver/sta…
🚨EXCLUSIVE Number 10 held two boozy parties the night before the Queen mourned Prince Philip alone. Staff drank and at points danced until the early hours of the night of April 16. Hours later, the Queen went to a socially-distanced funeral for Philip. telegraph.co.uk/politics/2022/…
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Messi ties Pele for the MOST goals by a South American player in men's international HISTORY 🇦🇷👏
Weird point of lockdown where the people I know with kids are hitting their own teeth out with hammers in the hope of getting to lie down briefly at the dentists while those without are slowly compiling like volume 2 of a playlist to masturbate to
I hope we're all ready for Q2 of 2021, when the over 65s have been vaccinated and suddenly insist everything is opened, with all financial support stopped.
Final year-end thread plugging @Monocle24's The Foreign Desk, this time wrapping up the weekly Explainers. Five selected more or less at random ensue. If you've enjoyed any of these, RTs appreciated.
We attract world leaders. Choosing Ireland is choosing one of the best locations in the world to expand your business. Technology grows here. #WhyIreland
Shopping for Christmas during a pandemic
As we prepare to head into Lockdown 2 (I'm not expecting much from the sequel), we at @thornbridge wanted to offer a little bit of positivity in the form of a discount code for 15% off any pick & mix and beer cases. Use FRIENDS15 at thornbridge.co.uk Please RT to share 👍
Eldest, at swimming lesson today, told another kid: "This is my new daddy," and that's my heart gone into a thousand tiny pieces. This is now a tedious dad anecdote account.
That is a song that I will always associate with the 1999 total solar eclipse.#solareclipse I heard it playing somewhere as our ferry from #Alderney arrived back in #Guernsey
Little 'Un has started randomly saying "Mambo Number Five!" in her thick Yorkshire accent, and I assure you that there is nothing funnier.
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