JB @mrjbotwright
......... London, England Joined February 2009-
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Off to @RoyalAlbertHall later with my 11yo niece Elsa, who flew in from Madrid for the concert. Give us a wave @rickastley ! :) Top level to your left. #arewethereyet
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There's not a court in the land that would convict if you killed someone for typing on their phone with the noise thingy up at full volume
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#WIN the perfect lunch time combo for you & a friend. To be in with a chance to win retweet & follow @BOLfoods & @RejuvenationWtr Good luck
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Each year @dragonjones gives away amazing prizes for #12DaysOfJones. To take part, follow @dragonjones. It's great fun! Pls RT
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RETWEET for chance to win this ONE OFF "Make Uxbridge Great Again" baseball cap. Random winner tomorrow. #uxbridge #Competition
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In 1982, for #InternationalCatDay, the Hillingdon Mayor at the time, dropped four thousand Persian kittens onto the Pavillions roof.
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What do @TfL’s @CircleLine, @DistrictLine, @MetLine and @hamandcityline have in common? thls.co/10gvUu
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The Wikipedia page for 'pedant' has been edited more than 500 times.
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SAVE money on expensive Muse tickets by humming Bohemian Rhapsody at the local Laser Quest. (via @MarkSirman)
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GET A FREE colonic irrigation by setting a small fire up your arse and then calling the fire brigade. (via @emptyheadtwo)
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Pretend you’re at a fancy restaurant by eating your meal off a roof-tile and throwing £60 in the bin.
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E S T E T U I T F U E E S C R I T O S Ó L O P A R A J O D E R A L O S D E M Á S D A R T P A R A J O D E R A T O D O S
"@simon_reeve: Ha! I'm going to print this large and take it on my travels so " @olmoglez new short form version
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Amazing that if you put '@@' into a tweet then no one can RT it.
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Between 0.4 and 6 percent of women have an extra breast or pair of breasts.
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@realrossnoble There isn't enough @GingerWildheart on TV for my liking.
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Sony has banishment rooms where they send surplus employees to do remedial tasks until they become depressed and quit.
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