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STEPHANIE @mschff3

Joined July 2011
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cara @mamapojo

9 years ago

I don't care if you believe it, make me think you do.

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STEPHANIE @mschff3

9 years ago

I should be as rich as Adele, we've lived the same life.. I just didn't write it down and I can't sing.

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OldLondonNow @oldlondonnow

9 years ago

#Canaletto Royal Palace of Whitehall #London, the Holbein Gate and the walled Privy Garden (private collection)

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STEPHANIE @mschff3

9 years ago

Kicking someone, while they're down, so they hit rock bottom.. then you can run in and "save" them... LOVE, right. Thank you?

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Apathetic Activist @coketruck76

9 years ago

I can't take it anymore. ~reformed kleptomaniacs

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Apathetic Activist @coketruck76

9 years ago

If you stalk your stalker, can you charge a re-stalking fee?

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STEPHANIE @mschff3

9 years ago

When someone can't be as holy, perfect, and have all of the answers, like you do, let me know how that works out. Oh wait, I already know.

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Stewnami @stewnami

9 years ago

Sex so good, you say your Hail Marys DURING it.

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Stewnami @stewnami

11 years ago

What if the real reason that your dad never came back is because he went black?

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WittySassBasket™ @WittySassBasket

9 years ago

Cop: raise your hands Me: ok, but if you looked down you'd see the same thing C: ma'am? M: they're right there C: how high are you? M: yes

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SHANtilly Lace @theshantilly

9 years ago

Friend: You're not a big crier, are you? Me: Naw, I have to get really angry to cry. F: So what do you do when you're sad? Me: Get angry.

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Angie B @Angibangie

9 years ago

It should be against the law for kindergarten kids to get homework. The parents have to do it! Priest: I meant objections to this marriage.

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STEPHANIE @mschff3

9 years ago

There's dead inside and then there's I want to see your insides dead.

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WittySassBasket™ @WittySassBasket

9 years ago

Ask Jesus if he loves me, but be cool about it.

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STEPHANIE @mschff3

9 years ago

My faith is hope, my hope is faith, basically I go in a circle and have faith it will hopefully work out.

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C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau

9 years ago

Whenever I talk to a guy with tribal tattoos I ask them to sing the song of their people.

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Spirit~J.D.~{™}≈Ñlandu🇨🇩🇹🇷🇧🇪 🇫🇷🇸🇪🇺🇸🏁 @iownjd

9 years ago

Wake up every morning with the idea that something wonderful is possible today.

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STEPHANIE @mschff3

9 years ago

I tweeted too fast.. what do they call that?

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