Mischievous Mike @mstern68
voted best mustache of all of the kids in my 9th grade class, including the girls twitr.buzz/mstern68/fav Joined February 2011-
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Book club meeting Bernice: we are looking for suggestions for next months' book... Me: *raises hand slowly* Bernice: *strongly* FOR THE LAST TIME PENTHOUSE LETTERS IS NOT A BOOK
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I don’t see “She’s got a stick up her arse” as an insult. It actually makes me jealous, because I wish I had a stick up MY arse.
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Guys with cool handwriting will do that thing you like
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the i don’t want kids advent calendar.
This Is 40; no, not the movie. The speed that old people drive on the freeway to get to thanksgiving dinner by 2 PM
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For Those About To Drink, We Salud You
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You’re offended by my tweet, I’m offended by your stupidity.
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If he won’t gobble your turkey, don’t let him stuff your bird.
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Give a woman an inch and she’ll take her vibrator to the bathroom and finish herself off.
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The notches on my bedpost are for all the different kinds of pizza I’ve had in bed.
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I ate a kids meal at Wendy’s his mom was furious
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saturdays are for thigh highs and cream pies
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The only reason I even eat Snickers is because of the dick veins
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Fuckface for sure is one word.
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