Albacore Tubbs @mycatalbacore
I am a blue tabby cat, I think. Joined May 2010-
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I am hungry right now. I am always hungry right now.
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I found a bag next to my new box room. Is nice!
What time is it acceptable to start drinking beer on a Saturday?
I poop so well after the super bowl. They should call it super bowel
Gonna live my 2013 life like Frank from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
When you mix yellow and blue you get green yfrog.com/nz882pbtj
My name is albacore and i like to drink the disgusting shower water after @sbbutkcin gets out. #iamgross yfrog.com/odw0hmdj
I am watching you surf the internetz!
Many people think you can't verbally communicate with cats..... They are pretty much right.
People don't really give the middle finger these days... #whatswiththat
Funny how some poop floats and some sinks, even in the same batch! #whatacrazyworldwelivein
eating ice cream for dinner because I am the honey badger of house cats!
just took a really calming shit. #ididnotknowshitscoulddothat #nappingbythelitterbox
who else thinks william shatner and betty white would make a great couple?!
Trying to make boobs on my new lite brite but they just keep coming out really square.
What the hell is lip butter? Do they have lip margarine for those watching their weight?
I dont care what you say, nobody is as artistically original as the motherfucking Red Hot Chili Peppers
What!? Justin beiber beat someone up!? Who let him in a daycare in the first place?
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