my name pawel @mynamepawel

i dont think this matters google.com better place now Joined June 2015

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my name pawel @mynamepawel

7 years ago

my mom said that if you guys retweet this 100k times she will consider letting me stay in the basement few more months so i can pursue my "twitter career"

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my name pawel @mynamepawel

7 years ago

birdbox spinoff. this time its about my dating life

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my name pawel @mynamepawel

7 years ago

to truly appreciate eclipse you need to: 1) miss it 2) watch the beautiful pics online the next day

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my name pawel @mynamepawel

7 years ago

my dad was what they call parenthoodini. he was good at disappearing

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my name pawel @mynamepawel

7 years ago

you, young and silly: im dreaming of a white christmas me, a progressive intellectual: im dreaming of a christmas. i dont see color

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my name pawel @mynamepawel

7 years ago

since we almost got through no nut november i would like to suggest: no pee december. so by the january of 2019 we could cut our useless dicks off

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my name pawel @mynamepawel

7 years ago

shampoo is just a hand soap but you clean them with your head *ed sheeran happier plays*

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my name pawel @mynamepawel

7 years ago

i can easily make 3 tweets and noone will interact with them. i might be the least influencial man on Twitter and thats something

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my name pawel @mynamepawel

7 years ago

the show jeopardy! but instead of alex trebek, jeff ross is hosting and he's mean and fat

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my name pawel @mynamepawel

7 years ago

i kinda know how not willing to get up in the morning i will be but then in the morning im FUCKEN ALWAYS SURPRISED. ALWAYS

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my name pawel @mynamepawel

7 years ago

with great power comes great responsibility and with great responsibility comes my little alcohol issue. i dont want to post this how do i dele

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my name pawel @mynamepawel

7 years ago

i feel like "well done" steak is ironic. clearly someone was teaching someone else to make a steak he overdone it and the dude was like: "fkn well done kyle, you can put that into a fkn bin"

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my name pawel @mynamepawel

7 years ago

snoop dogg is old as the time itself

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my name pawel @mynamepawel

7 years ago

dont even chew you fat bitch

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my name pawel @mynamepawel

7 years ago

UBER > TINDER

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my name pawel @mynamepawel

7 years ago

this is a snail ____________________,@ < dont worry about him. he fucks. OH HE FUCKS

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my name pawel @mynamepawel

7 years ago

at the hospital rn doctor just told me im sick af

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my name pawel @mynamepawel

7 years ago

louis shitcake these are my tweets now

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my name pawel @mynamepawel

7 years ago

stop buttwinking at me lady. Im happily married

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my name pawel @mynamepawel

7 years ago

me: hey cashier: goodmorning how can i help you? : ) me: can i get four budlights? cashier: sure *turns around* what exactly do you need? : ) me: budlights cashier: how many? : ) me: four