Skankbanx @skankbanx
Nah Joined December 2020-
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Love being told lie upon lie upon lie.. best advice if your gonna lie just lie about the big things b/c the small ones get convoluted and ruin everything.
I need a replacement boyfriend.. the current one is the worst liar I've ever met.
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Drowning in my shit storm of a life, but at least I look good doing it.
Debating calling a friend I’ve been accused of cheating with. Hear he’s extremely well hung, and seen pics, but could just be the angle of the shot… to be a whore or not?
Woke up poor and working class again. This is bullshit.
I did win $27 on $6 worth of lottery tickets, so I guess I’m winning!
Up next, a shitty apartment and sleeping on the floor, but at least crackheads enjoy my company. These fucks are gonna turn me into a cold hearted mean bitch. Trying to fight it, but FUCK!!
Tonight has been even more awesome then all the other suck going on. My boyfriend, whom I live with told me that he doesn’t have to listen to me because of the situation I’m in… meaning I have no where else to go… all because he’s married to his POS crotch rocket.
Word of advice don’t call the cops if you don’t want to press charges. Once they’re there the state takes over. Prob, should have checked that first…
The angry, crusty fuck ghosted me, but not only from himself, the kids too. Been a rough few weeks. All because I showed up to his domestic case and he had to take diversion. He’s such a bitch.
So, broke my phone cause the ex is a super crusty twat, and finally got a new one. Maybe the required anger management class for probation isn’t a bad idea….#fml
It was also fun to tell my atty that the ex twat tried to get me to lie to the judge saying I completely made up the story of him putting his hands on me. He’d drop my charges if I’d lie. Atty said fuck him, and it’s been continued. Over all this BS
Highlight of the week was getting a call Tuesday night telling me I had court Wednesday morning. Also, found out my divorce was finalized. Not sure how I have received nothing about either of these life changing events…. Pretty sure the twat is trying to fuck me

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