practice boy @mynipsdontlie
happy comedian. hostile cyclist. political ingrate. movie fiend. Los Angeles, CA Joined March 2020-
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Before January 6th there was the #rrrMovie fort siege š š š š» on Dishoom Dishoom with @Milan_Patel and @MikeFalzone š #telugu #rrr #bollywood #riffs #jokes #dishoomdishoom #comedy #action #show #losangeles #lol #funny
People that āpray for youā think theyāre better than people who will āsend good vibes,ā but theyāre not.
If you have to follow up a statement with āThatās just my opinionā¦ā itās probably something you could have kept to yourself.
You donāt feel old until the bartender asks for an ID, you accidentally show them a library card, and then they serve you anyway.
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Tonight at 8pm in The Lab @veronicakallday & @mynipsdontlie Present Thirst Trap Comedy with @themorganjay @irene_tu @simeygibson @laurapeek_ Only 23 tickets left here: improv.com/hollywood/evenā¦ #hollywoodimprov #comedy
Iām certain I deserve to paid more after my bossās boss described the Q2 product updates as āgnarlyā
I already have my revenge body. Itās just not THAT vengeful.
I havenāt watched @JudgeHarveyABC but I can present evidence that he has bad judgement
How I feel driving any roundabout š
Indian millennials: Ok, let's arrange a marriage between our dogs.
My comedy is less tongue in cheek and more cheek around tongue
When I take my shirt off in public, nobodyās impressed, but someone is always surprised that I have chest hair.
One womanās trash is my free 2022 Christmas Tree come uuuup! š¤
A game show where you have guess dog breeds, and if youāre wrong, you have to marry the dog.
Comedians hate magicians because magic is somehow even less necessary than comedy while also somehow being more beloved.
Her: Wait so you donāt love anime? Me: No, you just assumed that cuz I have skinny arms.
If this tweet gets 1000 likes, my mom will accept that I DO have big dick energy.
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