Jeff Murphy @net4jeff

String plucker, Bigsby, Humbucker, sudsucker, song mangler net4jeff.tumblr.com East coast, US of A Joined May 2012

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Jeff Murphy @net4jeff

5 hours ago

US: if you love me like you say, why you do me like you do...? Drumpf: you're second tier US: resist

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Jeff Murphy @net4jeff

2 months ago

So where's the $2 gas again?

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Jeff Murphy @net4jeff

2 months ago

Now Chuck "Feels So Good" Mangione? Make it stop.

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Jeff Murphy @net4jeff

3 months ago

I thought it was Flag Day. Wave it!

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I can recall nothing, not a peep or tweet, about this idea of Canada as a "state." It's huge. It's not the fing Louisiana purchase, nor is Greenland. Why is anyone thinking this talk is normal? First term, isolationist. Second term, expansionist/colonialist. Makes zero sense.

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Jeff Murphy @net4jeff

7 months ago

Bro. Don't celebrate too early, but... I'm heading to broad st to climb street lamps and set cars ablaze.

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Jeff Murphy @net4jeff

10 months ago

You cast your vote out of fear? Or were you too scared to vote?

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Jeff Murphy @net4jeff

a year ago

How about we revise down this ridiculous period of 8+ months of political campaigning to half that or even more. It's not like there's a lot to choose from anyway.

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Jeff Murphy @net4jeff

a year ago

now make me a sandwich

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Jeff Murphy @net4jeff

a year ago

Didn't the news used to talk about which parts of a speech drew the most applause? I may be mistaken.

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Jeff Murphy @net4jeff

a year ago

So, what makes him crooked again?

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Jeff Murphy @net4jeff

2 years ago

"Nobody uses Gmail" --my wife, Android user "It's required to use your smart celly, so anyone with a Galaxy uses Gmail" --me, tech support "Why? Can't you do it for me?" "I don't make the rules. Yes."

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RareIrishStuff @RareIrishStuff

2 years ago

Tribute to Phil Lynott on the anniversary of his death by animator Conor Ryan.

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mariana Z @mariana057

2 years ago

People who confuse the words, “burro” and “burrow”... Don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground.

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CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism

3 years ago

Democrat Tim Ryan just DESTROYED J.D. Vance on the debate stage, saying Vance sucks up to Trump: “Ohio needs an ass kicker…not an ass kisser.” RT if you want Tim Ryan to win that Ohio Senate seat! ✋

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Kim Mangone’s Spirit @KimMangone

3 years ago

Charlie Crist will defeat Ron DeSantis. John Fetterman will defeat Dr. Oz. Democrats will defeat Republicans in the midterms. Decency will defeat hate. Retweet if you’re ready.