Nikhil Thomas @nikhilthomas90
Engineer @meta on @hacklang, powerlifter, pop tart connoisseur. @recursecenter F1 ‘20 nthomas.org Brooklyn, NY Joined September 2013-
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The cool thing about having centrist democrats in charge is that they manage to win nobody over
I just published my first paper review of 2024 - "Blueprint: A Toolchain for Highly-Reconfigurable Microservice Applications": newsletter.micahlerner.com/p/paper-review… The paper from SOSP proposes a framework intended to simplify iterating on different technical designs for a system. This…
I didn’t work on this directly, but I *did* make that dancing goose logo! Excited to see this milestone for SLSA 🥳
I didn’t work on this directly, but I *did* make that dancing goose logo! Excited to see this milestone for SLSA 🥳
My sister-in-law is doing a fundraiser for the @TransLawCenter! 🏳️⚧️ We are in an era of unprecedented legislative attacks on trans people; there’s never been a better time to actively support and defend trans rights
My sister-in-law is doing a fundraiser for the @TransLawCenter! 🏳️⚧️ We are in an era of unprecedented legislative attacks on trans people; there’s never been a better time to actively support and defend trans rights
Someone has to explain to me how @noonasicecream can throw a giant Gluten Free sign on their pint but also sneak in barley and “contains: wheat” in the allergens because I’m pretty sure those don’t go together
Coolest moment of my career was a ~10 line fix that took a week to figure out, but fixed a 300% P99 typecheck latency regression
Coolest moment of my career was a ~10 line fix that took a week to figure out, but fixed a 300% P99 typecheck latency regression
The absence of Core Powers in the SFO airport snack stands is evidence nobody is jacked here
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Day 4 of trying to figure out if @NYCMayor is going to address reckless drivers in NYC or if he thinks Michael Bay’s Transformers series was a biopic and he’s afraid. @LincolnRestler got hit by a car on my bike on Dean and Hoyt, what’s the plan for maniacal SUV drivers?
Day 2 of reminding @NYCMayor he’s a bum for shilling crypto instead of doing anything for bike safety and stopping reckless drivers. @LincolnRestler what is the plan for drivers who endanger cyclists?
Day 2 of reminding @NYCMayor he’s a bum for shilling crypto instead of doing anything for bike safety and stopping reckless drivers. @LincolnRestler what is the plan for drivers who endanger cyclists?
A car stopped short in the intersection of Dean and Hoyt, so I ran into them on my bike and they promptly drove off. So today begins every day of me calling @NYCMayor a fuckin bozo. @LincolnRestler what are we doing about SUVs that drive recklessly?

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