my name is jonas @nip_gloss
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went on a date and she ordered my meal for me… like i was in an episode of seinfeld…
people in relationships be like “i think I’m going to break up with them” then stay together for another 3 years
live streaming myself watching porn and not getting horny even once
I had to run a naked mile and nobody put my naked ass on their story. I’m insulted
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If i got caught by scooby doo and his gang I would just take my own life.
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Getting into wine.
How many dates do i gotta go on to find a nice woman who will pay for my meal 🤦🏻♂️
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during times of pandemic, the thought of even getting, let alone maintaining, a full erection, is true ape shit Lunacy. it is violence
Not to toot my own horn or anything but I’m jacking off
Practicing mariokart for when i finally meet this girl
My income has increased ten fold since ive invested in bitcoin
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