nix the rather short @nixisnix

just a table-top gaming geek.. I like dice and many other geeky things. Madison, WI Joined March 2009

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt

2 years ago

We must immediately send giant marbles to Colombia.

VICE News @VICENews

2 years ago

We must immediately send giant marbles to Colombia.

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She-Rage, Princess of Pain @ClaireMax

2 years ago

The people who are mad about a non-binary/trans Doctor Who character must have missed the lizard lesbians, gay cat people, the entire existence of Captain Jack Harkness, and the fact that a gay man has been a show runner off and on since 2005

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Lakota Man @LakotaMan1

2 years ago

Exactly

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George Takei @GeorgeTakei

2 years ago

And there it is. comicsands.com/mullin-want-re…

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Lakota Man @LakotaMan1

2 years ago

I’m seeing a plethora of middle aged white men (exclusively Republicans) getting arrested for sexually abusing children. But drag queens or trans people? — Still waiting.

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nix the rather short @nixisnix

3 years ago

Check out my Raid Chronicle to see my story in Raid so far - including many of my greatest achievements. link.plrm.zone/anniversary/fs… #4yearsRaid

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nix the rather short @nixisnix

3 years ago

GM: it's been several hours. all the survivors they're going to find have been found. the missing pc's are in another tent and their injuries are being cared for. me: that means the spell ended? GM: yes me: so, I'm super pretty again?! PC 1: excellent priorities. #gaming #CoC

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nix the rather short @nixisnix

3 years ago

PC 3: my character goes insane and starts speaking gibberish. me: I'm not noticing any real change in your character PC 4: maybe we should stay here guys, maybe this building is safe me: the building they just stomped and crushed in half? PC 4: yes! #CoC #gaming #CallofCthulhu

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nix the rather short @nixisnix

3 years ago

GM: so, last session ended when PC 1 threw grenades, knocked Dark Young over, and killed all the cultists.. 27 of them. Me: you mean kids.. blew up the kids. 27 'em. PC 2: it's easier to think about, with less sanity loss, if they're just cultists #CoC #gaming #CallofCthulhu

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nix the rather short @nixisnix

3 years ago

Two Dark Young moves to attack the group PC 4: what are you doing?!? PC 2: I want the shotgun to shoot them! PC 4: fine! take it! (turns to run and notices my character is already gone) hey, wait a second.. Me, a couple blocks away: Go get'em guys! #CoC #gaming #CallofCthulhu

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nix the rather short @nixisnix

3 years ago

DM: you find the other merc cowering in a corner and crying me to merc: honey, we need to go. the big bad monsters are coming and we need to run (rolls charm) PC 1: we need to save all the brains! They might be our friends! me: gawd, boys are dumb #CoC #callofcthulhu #gaming

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nix the rather short @nixisnix

3 years ago

me: so, is PC 2 in range of the grenade? dm: no me: then I shoot the Mi-Go I shot before me: rolls, spends luck to succeed DM: even though you know the bullets don't really hurt them, you do just enough. it dies me: GUYS!! I killed one! (bounces and claps excitedly) #CoC #gaming

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nix the rather short @nixisnix

3 years ago

me goes to shoot one of the Mi-Go me.. rolls a success on a 25% skill me: guys!! I shot one of them! me to DM: I think I'm just as surprised at shooting one of them as the one I shot is at being shot. #CoC #CallOfCthulhu #Gaming

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nix the rather short @nixisnix

3 years ago

me to GM: my character gets her blackjack ready to knock out Player 2 if she goes bonkers me to player 2: don't worry, the doctors will be able to fix the concussion as they make you non-loopy #CoC #CallOfCthulhu #gaming

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nix the rather short @nixisnix

3 years ago

Player 2: I don't know if I should go in, I'm close to going insane me: don't worry, my family knows soooo many good doctors and we can get you into a good sanitarium. We're rich, we have plenty of 'eccentric' cousins we keep locked away. #CoC #CallofCthulhu #Gaming

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nix the rather short @nixisnix

3 years ago

Player 2: oh, we forgot that Player 3 bloodthirsty and not good at knife fighting me: I didn't, I was counting on him being bloodthirsty and sucking at knife fighting. I was kind of hoping that they would just kill each other.. #CoC #CallOfCthulhu #Gaming

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nix the rather short @nixisnix

3 years ago

Player 3 (fails an attack and runs away from Mi-Go): guys!!! there are two monsters in there!! me: we know, that's why we sent you in there to kill them. #CoC #CallOfCthulhu #Gaming

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nix the rather short @nixisnix

3 years ago

GM: you see the house.. the back has been ripped off. you find 1 dead ripped in half, 1 crushed, 1 is a husk pc 2: we need to get to the merc camp, see if they're ok pc 1,3,4: yes! me: so, can we get my luggage in the truck first? no? ok, we'll put a pin in that. it's fine #CoC