Noelle Saldana @noellesio
Data Scientist. Math nerd. Avid fan of things of disproportionate sizes, desserts, and whimsy. Opinions are my own. She/her. Los Angeles, CA Joined May 2009-
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Follow me as my math jokes evolve into a stand up routine about sleep-deprived parenthood and math used in tech that pisses me off. Next up: stop ruining desserts by making them into awful charts. We’re doing wrong by pie, donuts, and layered cake, friends.
Follow me as my math jokes evolve into a stand up routine about sleep-deprived parenthood and math used in tech that pisses me off. Next up: stop ruining desserts by making them into awful charts. We’re doing wrong by pie, donuts, and layered cake, friends.
I feel attacked. But also I sat at my desk today clutching a hot mug of tea wearing my coziest tech hoodie, so, basically I am this meme. 🫠
I feel attacked. But also I sat at my desk today clutching a hot mug of tea wearing my coziest tech hoodie, so, basically I am this meme. 🫠
was very lucky to finally catch the salesforce tower fog reflection/diffusion effect on camera! sunlight reflects of the slightly differently faceted windows and is made visible by fog that's just the right altitude and thickness. timelapse in the next tweet...
Are you looking to gain real-world Tech experience while learning or before you land a job? Volunteering is a great way to do and you can include it on your resume. Here’s a list of 13 organizations you can be a part of. For my data folks, there are specific ones for you 👇🏽
The lesson for me is you can't just thoughtlessly apply mathematical truths to the world. Additionally, your goals can affect what mathematical operations make sense for your application. Not all mathematical truths can be expected to translate in a given context.
I’m cleaning out an old business card drawer, and it’s kind of fun seeing the names of old colleagues and customers and all our old jobs. But also, why do I have so many copies of some of these? @_noahzim_ was I running your fan club or did we get ours mixed up? 🤷🏽♀️😂
My Twitter feed has recently shifted from “hot takes from Math professors” to “students crowd sourcing their Math homework to the Internet” Kids, please just go to office hours.
My favorite response to this complaint was from my professor who said, “You use Calculus every time you drive. Your speed is the first derivative of distance and your acceleration is the second derivative.” (His kids weren’t allowed to drive until they took Calculus. 🤣)
I learned it as “lawn” in high school, but I’m pretty certain I haven’t come across anyone else in the years since. I switched to calling it L-N so people wouldn’t look at me as if I were nuts (for that, anyway.)
I learned it as “lawn” in high school, but I’m pretty certain I haven’t come across anyone else in the years since. I switched to calling it L-N so people wouldn’t look at me as if I were nuts (for that, anyway.)
Dang I was SO close to getting this in one guess. Wordle 278 2/6 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Happy Pi Day, and apparently also Happy National Nap Day! Hope everyone ate an enormous amount of pie and followed that up with a sugar-crash induced nap.
I searched for updo hairstyles on Pinterest and my top two recommendations were an article for high school prom and another for mother of the bride. I’m 20 yrs too old for one and 20 yrs too young for the other, so while that may be the right average it leaves me with nothing.
🤯 Pretty sure @ianhuston and I used to pass this intersection on the way to lunch all the time. How cool!
🤯 Pretty sure @ianhuston and I used to pass this intersection on the way to lunch all the time. How cool!
Happy “twos” day to everyone! I can’t decide if I’m more delighted by this pun, or that it’s palindrome day for both the 22/2/22 AND 2/22/22 people.
Data Trap xkcd.com/2582
Sorry, taller-than-me friends. *gestures at everyone* In addition to asking you for things off of a high shelf or to erase a particularly tall white board, I have probably done this to you too.
Sorry, taller-than-me friends. *gestures at everyone* In addition to asking you for things off of a high shelf or to erase a particularly tall white board, I have probably done this to you too.
If you have a robust skincare routine you have demonstrated aptitude in many core skills of data science. I will not be taking criticism of this idea. Girls who have developed personalized skincare routines know more about multivariate causal inference than many engineers.
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5 years ago I was lucky to be part of a company that made it all the way. After all sorts of market, cloud, & appdev changes, still here & enjoying the work. Thanks to @littleidea for hiring me way back then, and all y’all I’ve been lucky to work with in the past 8 years.
Kinda embarrassing to admit, but not one person came to my Atlanta tour event. Instead of being bummed about it I’ve decided to focus on being grateful that I get to do this work. Let’s thank the bookstore & order all 50 copies they have of my books! littleshopofstories.com/search/site/Ca…
How many of you are legit worried about the singularity? Because most arguments in favor of it being a concern look something like this... 1. Vector math 2. ??? 3. Terminator stealing your underpants
For the record, I wanted to them to name it "Bing-o" (Bing with a little bit of OpenAI). No one asked for my opinion, so I went back to my day job. The end.
Whoo some people I grew up with are about to lose it for real.
Pope Francis called laws that criminalize homosexuality unjust — and said the Catholic Church should work to put those laws to an end. He said while Catholic teaching holds that homosexual acts are a "sin," being homosexual is not a "crime." n.pr/3R5bCkq
I used to be so self conscious about my round-ass Dora the Explorer face; but now I am nearing 40 and I still look 28 so yeah I am THRIVING.
i fully support you all getting your buccal fat removed cause my pale dry face needs every aging advantage over you it can get buzzfeednews.com/article/katiec…
@d_feldman That's not the system you have to build. You have to build a system that distributes opportunities to buy 2 million tickets to 20 million fans, from amongst ~20x that many bots run by bad actors whose incentive is the practically risk free >100% arbitrage opportunity.
You have to serve many roles when you’re a professor and advisor…
I've refrained from talking politics on Twitter for a bit, but today I'll just say that it is a testament to my judgement that I don't have a single CA friend voting for Caruso. I've done well.
@noellesio Same for my thermostat! Look it’s my house and I will be comfortable in it
5, and you can guess that about me.
Taylor Swift is for the girlies who got a 4 on the AP Lit exam and work in marketing now.
@vashta_nerdrada @myrcurial @heroku @salesforce once again, I decline your resignation
So honoured to be keynoting @rubyconf!! 😭
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I got promoted. And hilariously the mindset went from "I am slaying it consistently, I deserve to be promoted," to "What am I doing even, this is terrifying." Impostor syndrome is relentless. Also please send me your best people management tips.
From entrance to duty free in 5 minutes this morning at Dublin Airport. Still find it so surprising to see Duty Free prices advertised for UK destinations.
*My husband minding his business and eating grape-nuts* My two year old: Daddy eating sharp crumbs!
This goat once performed in a production of As You Like It. Tonight he shall star in one of UPIKE Performing Arts 24 Hour Plays at the Appalachian Center for the Arts, tonight at 7. Be as cool as this goat and join us! #upike #pikeville
@grassmannian This is probably the funniest math joke I've seen in decades. I used to like to shock probability students by taking the union of set F and set K
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