Ali Ijaz Sheikh @ofrobots
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Learned the best pronunciation of http2 today: httpoo
The first web server I wrote was literally in bash (back in '98) because that was the only way I knew. (It was actually ksh.. close enough)
The first web server I wrote was literally in bash (back in '98) because that was the only way I knew. (It was actually ksh.. close enough)
please for the love of god stop using public npm (or any package manager) for your production deployments. ffs. mirror the packages you use and have audited.
please for the love of god stop using public npm (or any package manager) for your production deployments. ffs. mirror the packages you use and have audited.
An automated process that requires button-pushing-humans in some cases is not an automated process.
📝New #WebAssembly blog post (on my new blog😱) Compiling C to WebAssembly *without* Emscripten! ➡️ Using vanilla LLVM ➡️ Analyzing build artifacts ➡️ Consequences of not having a libc ➡️ Building your own malloc() dassur.ma/things/c-to-we…
The change is small and subtle, but so great for developer experience 😍. Recent node versions add highlights to the error stacks:
My YouTube music personalized mixtape features: 🎵 Arcade Fire 🎤 Metric 🏯 Crystal Castles 🐶 Sesame Street
As a compiler person, I find this project ridiculously exciting: github.com/CraneStation/c…
Dependency management is my biggest issue with C/C++. Does anyone know if this is a priority at the spec/committee level?
.@Sunfishcode is there a IRC channel for WASI and wasmtime related chat?
The version of V8 in the newly released Node 12 is actually newer than what browsers are shipping with💥.
just published a fairly major update to the conventionalcommits.org specification; my hopes are that we're close to a v1.0.0 of the document. if you like conventional commit messages (or hate them) feedback is very much appreciated.
This doesn't work the how (my) intuition suggests it should: npm i --save express --save-dev @types/express
@hichaelmart I've been working on npmjs.com/package/contai… to help bust this idea. No docker needed
🚀 Today at #GoogleNext19, we are launching Cloud Run. Allowing you to run any stateless http container in a fully managed environment, paying only for the exact resources you use. 📦☁️ 👉 cloud.google.com/run
Lies 👇. Just look at the 200 lines of C++ I wrote yesterday.

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31K Followers 2K Following Building digital ecosystems at Google. Opinions my own. He/him. Black Lives Matter https://t.co/m1vB1gKiXu Blue Sky: https://t.co/zmopfeeRWu…
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15K Followers 11 Following I've been in the industry for O(40) years and have written O(1M) LOC. I don't think I'll ever write O(another) line again, but I'll be launching more than ever.
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