Oldandbaldy @oldandbaldy

Starting again Joined September 2020

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Oldandbaldy @oldandbaldy

5 years ago

Could have waited till after Bargain Hunt.

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Oldandbaldy @oldandbaldy

5 years ago

First bat of the year. Always a good day

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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve

5 years ago

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5 years ago

Meanwhile, in Cumbria, a lonely container is wondering where its mates are. #Evergreen #EVERGIVEN

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Oldandbaldy @oldandbaldy

5 years ago

If Goebbels had Twitter.....

Home Office @ukhomeoffice

5 years ago

If Goebbels had Twitter.....

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Oldandbaldy @oldandbaldy

5 years ago

Well that was a bloody good game of rugby. #FRAvsWAL #SixNationsRugby

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Oldandbaldy @oldandbaldy

5 years ago

#IStandWithHuw

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Oldandbaldy @oldandbaldy

5 years ago

Sorry mate, the shock absorbers have gone, and you're gonna need a new exhaust.

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Oldandbaldy @oldandbaldy

5 years ago

Been jabbed!

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Dai Lama @WelshDalaiLama

5 years ago

The Tories.

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Oldandbaldy @oldandbaldy

5 years ago

Got my first vaccination appointment. Not Been this excited since @htafc got promoted to the Premier League.

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Hilliat Fields @hilliatfields

5 years ago

Why did they call it Covid road map & not the road to demask us?

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Oldandbaldy @oldandbaldy

5 years ago

Difficult to argue.

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Oldandbaldy @oldandbaldy

5 years ago

I'd just like to point out that I wanted to get rid of the monarchy before it was cool.

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U&Dave @davechannel

5 years ago

We know we show the odd repeat but at least we are not at the 'Piers Morgan going on about Meghan again' level of repeating ourselves.

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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve

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Oldandbaldy @oldandbaldy

5 years ago

There are newts in the fish pond. I've had a word with the cats about leaving them alone, so it should be ok.

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Oldandbaldy @oldandbaldy

5 years ago

I tried dancing after a couple of Belgian beers at the weekend but I kept falling over. Guess I just had two Leffe feet. #ratemypun #lunchpun

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Oldandbaldy @oldandbaldy

5 years ago

Oh bollocks. That's the end of this account as well then.

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pip @pippapip

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UK Pun Champion 2022 & current SCOTY runner-up.
Top 10 Jokes EdinFringe 2019-22.
On UK-wide tour in 2025.
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They laughed when I said I could be an amateur plastic surgeon but I've certainly taken the smile off a few faces now. TomFoxTom@mastodon.world

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'Shit satire' - Graham Linehan.
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