jeffbiscuits @jeffbiscuits
occult lawyer, cosmic dietician, moonbeam collector, slug fetishist, nuclear dentist, space weasel, hirsute sloth and combiner of random words. Paisley, Scotland Joined April 2011-
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What's the best song of all time? I'm leaning towards Roam by B52s
Don't know why I'm randomly researching the bullies from Harry Potter.
The guy who played Goyle (Malfoys buddie) in Harry Potter is now a mixed martial artist.
Random fact. Harry Melling who played Harry Potters cousin is the grandson of the great Patrick Troughton.
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nan facetimed me, then forgot I was there so she ate her dinner.
Craptains frog. Stargrape 90101. Someone let the robot get a cat. The Klingons have devolved into penguins.
Captains frog episode four point three point two point one. Stardate schminky pinky. The Enterprise has entered a gelatinous region of space called wibbly wobbly jelly creamy trifle.
Film title idea. The Eagle Dead. Something about zombie eagles
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Go fuck yourself. It's easier.
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Meanwhile, in PS5 backwards compatibility
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If Gizmo ate after midnight would he turn into a nice gremlin? He's nicer than all the other mogwai.
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a simple 'no comment' would've sufficed
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