Aspiring Gentleman Farmer @oldmikeyrocks
Pursuing the dream of inviting my friends to visit my parochial estate then staging a series of accidents that force them to stay forever. Joined November 2016-
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On a personal note, I had hoped that the slippery slope of same sex marriage legalization would have given me a pathway to declaring my sweet cats as both brothers and lovers by now.
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I don't understand the Gabby Petito stuff at all. Her boyfriend killed her right? Like that's it? What is the obsession
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Democrats sacrificed health care, labor, education, and housing reform on the altar of stopping Trump. They failed, and in the process they have lost massive swaths of their working-class base. jacobin.com/2025/01/democr…
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Most of Musk’s ire towards the site stems from his anger that articles about him do not repeat his own attempts to write his personal and professional history.
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@gldivittorio Queen dying, live countdown of OceanGate's oxygen supply, Olympics, and today are moments where I felt like Americans on this app really came together.
RT to help this reach our hero
RT to help this reach our hero
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Tell the CEO to check the news
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United Healthcare didn't consider my mother's craniotomies to be life saving procedures when she had stage 4 brain cancer. I'm happy that this dude is getting spitroasted in hell and i will sleep well tonight.
I think we're mostly on the same page about hating health insurance companies, but in case you don't know much about United Health, they are in fact evil even among their peers (thanks partly to their habit of acquiring all of their peers). Start here: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/UnitedHea…
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what's crazy is anyone who has United health insurance has a motive to kill this man. detectives are gonna have a hard time.
what's crazy is anyone who has United health insurance has a motive to kill this man. detectives are gonna have a hard time.
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Asking myself the annual question: who the fuck is Michael Bublè
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Osama:
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@awilkinson @grantosan Your son will leave you alone in a nursing home, unloved, unnnoticed because they have a stronger connection with a speak and say than you. Actually it probably won’t be a nursing home because the planet will be burnt to a crisp because of the speak and say
Asking ChatGPT to teach my toddler how to put his shoes on but he keeps looking at me and giggling like an idiot oh my god leave me alone I'm working hard to ruin your future
Dumbest fucking morons on the planet raising sociopaths to rule the wasteland they're creating
Dumbest fucking morons on the planet raising sociopaths to rule the wasteland they're creating
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