david orellana @orellana_daveed

wlu bba Kitchener, Ontario Joined June 2014

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passionate hater @idontbeonit

6 years ago

Bro how are ya 25+ falling for ig pyramids scheme ??

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence

6 years ago

I have watched the first 12 seconds of this at least 100 times, its better than porn

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Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders

6 years ago

Let us go forward together. The struggle continues.

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casey 🖤 @caseygripps

6 years ago

all customer service / retail workers should be getting hazard pay in a pandemic

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LORD FLACKO JODYE II @asvpxrocky

6 years ago

MY PENIS AND I WOKE UP 2 THE ALARMING DISTURBANCE OF A VIDEO CLIP 2DAY .AS HIS DEFENSE ATTORNEY WE’RE PREPARED 2 DENY ANY SLOW STROKES OR LACK OF KILLIN THE PUSSY .A LONG LIST OF SATISFIED WOMEN CAN ATTEST TOO. BUT THE REAL PUNCHLINE IS SEEING PPL WHO NEVER FUCKED HIM RATE HIM 😮

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lucky @lucky_swamps

6 years ago

if she’s your girl then why did she text me “Hey! I’m so glad you reached out. I’m actually at capacity / helping someone else who’s in crisis / dealing with some personal stuff right now, and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. Could we connect [later date or ti

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VIRGO @AboutVirgos

6 years ago

Sometimes #Virgo fear getting close to people because they think everyone will eventually walk out of their life no matter what.

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garrett @gdarling14

6 years ago

How can psychology majors be depressed...like bro just look at your notes 😂

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

6 years ago

But actually …

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sarah˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ ❀ @babooshke

6 years ago

hey sorry i thought you were mad at me even though you showed 0 signs of being upset, i just thought u were because u didn’t give me constant reassurance and u also didn’t text with a bunch of emojis, hahahapleasestillbemyfriendhahahaha

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playboi cotti @cottabox_

6 years ago

i waited all fucking night for Playboi carti to drop whole lotta red and all we got was a g eazy album

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James Blake @jamesblake

6 years ago

I wrote an essay on mental health in privileged people, for @scarcurtis book ‘It’s Not OK to Feel Blue (and other lies)’. It’s called ‘How can I complain?’. Was extremely scary to put this out into the world but it felt important to me. Love you all x penguin.co.uk/articles/2019/…

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Spotted At Laurier @SpottedLaurier

6 years ago

Thinking you snagged an empty study station at the library only to find a really short person sitting there is the academic equivalent of finding a motorcycle in a parking spot

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cam @harleybaghdad

6 years ago

trudeau will lose for doing something racist when he was 20, no one will vote for the guy who’s actually likeable and has a good platform because he wears a turban, and we’ll be stuck with Harper 2.0 to seal the deal on climate apocalypse. this country is so fucking stupid