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small dog, plane ticket enthusiast, bell pepper hater procrastination Joined September 2013

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Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo

2 years ago

i'm tired of pretending to be chill, i am insane.

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2 years ago

keep seeing these tweets about gatekeeping Taylor Swift. My 50+ year old boss brought up 1989 this morning. I think the secret’s out

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Natalie @jbfan911

2 years ago

Have to do something I don’t want to do at work

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Nancy Coleman @nancylcoleman

2 years ago

she’s better known for the things that she does on the mattress

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Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo

3 years ago

i have the worst taste in men. if i have ever liked you please work on yourself

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3 years ago

Mbappe looking like he’s being forced to take a picture with those cousins you only see every few years

B/R Football @brfootball

3 years ago

Mbappe looking like he’s being forced to take a picture with those cousins you only see every few years

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3 years ago

anyone else already have post world cup depression?

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rachel @seasonal_menu

4 years ago

going to the gym to say ooooohhh big stretch at everyone like they’re a cat

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4 years ago

are you really a graduating senior if you don't take every opportunity to complain about your thesis but then do no work on said thesis

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Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg

4 years ago

bad time for people who always have a little bit of a sore throat and a headache

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4 years ago

newark airport and high school students having linkedins have the same energy. don't ask me why

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4 years ago

I have re-swiftified 11 years later and I'm not embarrased

Zainub Amir @zainubamir

4 years ago

I have re-swiftified 11 years later and I'm not embarrased

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sasha @goslowlive

4 years ago

Nothing new was made for girls who grew up listening to red and are now depressed college age students

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Ashish Toshniwal @ashishtoshniwal

5 years ago

I will be donating $100 per retweet, up to $50,000, to @GiveIndia @atulsatija to aid in the fight to combat Covid. I was deeply inspired by @dharmesh and @vkhosla and invite my colleagues and friends in Silicon Valley and beyond to join me. giveindia.org 🙏

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5 years ago

literally do not understand how I'm supposed to work and pretend things are normal when so many of my family/friends/people in India in general are fighting the most devastating wave of the pandemic yet