sarah olive-mcstay @papersarplane

just tired of spelling my last name on the phone Joined November 2020

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sarah olive-mcstay @papersarplane

5 years ago

hearing the phlegm in a podcast host’s voice might be the worst benign thing about the 21st century.

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Isaac @sleazy_slav

5 years ago

if I had to hear the second half of the CPAC national anthem you have to hear the second half of the CPAC national anthem

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sarah olive-mcstay @papersarplane

5 years ago

hey, any other sensitive people use speakerphone to get distance from bright or loud voices on the phone? just noticed this today.

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sarah olive-mcstay @papersarplane

5 years ago

a large group of teenagers just walked by my car and looked at me and i have never felt so much anxiety in my life.

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Sari Beliak @thecrassceiling

5 years ago

I don’t want student loan forgiveness, I want student loan revenge

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sarah olive-mcstay @papersarplane

5 years ago

cats never look so smug as when they’ve been hiding behind the tv for fourteen hours and casually stroll in after you’ve already called off the search party and started looking for a body.

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sarah olive-mcstay @papersarplane

5 years ago

good times collaborating with @EloiseRunnette 😊

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5 years ago

good times collaborating with @EloiseRunnette 😊

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sarah olive-mcstay @papersarplane

5 years ago

short people playing dnd: “yeah i’m a 6’5” elf fighter. don’t ask where i got these scars.” tall people playing dnd: “greetings from your friendly neighborhood forest gnome! please don’t hurt me.” #dnd #short #tall

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sarah olive-mcstay @papersarplane

5 years ago

once you start scrolling through linkedin, it’s time to put down the phone and start your day.

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Ashley K. @AshleyKSmalls

5 years ago

“This could’ve been an email”

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sarah olive-mcstay @papersarplane

5 years ago

doctor: “so one really obvious sign of anemia is constantly craving ice.” me: *crunch* “that’s weird.”

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Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow

5 years ago

You didn't think I'd send him off without my own departure ceremony, did you? 👋🏻🌈🎶 #SeasonsOfTrump

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt

5 years ago

This is the "gritty reboot" impeachment.

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sarah olive-mcstay @papersarplane

5 years ago

it really hit me that i’m in my late 20s when i told people i wanted a cat and they started saying “you should get one.”

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sarah olive-mcstay @papersarplane

5 years ago

lego sets for good boys

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sarah olive-mcstay @papersarplane

5 years ago

i have seen the charlie brown christmas special many times now and have never been able to pay attention long enough to know what it’s actually about.