Chuck Patton @pattonc

Nation builder, Professional Cynic, Monkey Trainer. Phoenix, AZ Joined August 2008

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Chuck Patton @pattonc

2 years ago

1st time I've seen ASU. Can't believe how bad they are. #Innovation Good thing they spent all that money to put #NoPityForTheKitty billboards up around town. BEAR DOWN WILDCATS! #ASUvARIZONA #UofA #BearDown #Wildcats

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Chuck Patton @pattonc

2 years ago

It's absolutely astounding that a video assisted referee is worse than a traditional referee. And yet, here we are. Does anyone think VAR has made the game better? Can we get rid of it yesterday already? #VARisGarbage #Justice4Football

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Chuck Patton @pattonc

2 years ago

They say Kyle Shanahan is a good play caller, but why is he calling a run to the right here? So many more yards to go? #PutMeInCoach #SNF #DALvsSF

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Chuck Patton @pattonc

2 years ago

This is so true. @RyanRingdahl

Aaron West @oeste

2 years ago

This is so true. @RyanRingdahl

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Chuck Patton @pattonc

2 years ago

On my way to work to begin my 21st year of teaching -- wow, I'm getting old. I'm going to buy a Corvette on the way home to avert a crisis. Realistically, it will be a model Corvette, but teachers are quick to adapt to situations.

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Chuck Patton @pattonc

3 years ago

Just filed my taxes - want to know the secret to a large return? Claim all your losses from cryptocurrency! #Winning #ImReallyGoodAtInvesting Follow me for more life hacks.

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Chuck Patton @pattonc

3 years ago

Too good not to share. #Speakerofthehousevote

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Chuck Patton @pattonc

3 years ago

The problem with playing an epic movie soundtrack playlist on Spotify while I grade essays is inevitably the Breaking of the Fellowship or Into the West from LOTR will play and I become overly emotional. #LOTR #NerdTeacherProblems

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Chuck Patton @pattonc

4 years ago

Happy Reformation Day! ;)

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Chuck Patton @pattonc

4 years ago

Told you guys Zardes was good for a goal. #PutinPepi #usavpan

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Chuck Patton @pattonc

4 years ago

Something seems profoundly wrong as I eagerly reach for the sweet cream cold brew in the Starbucks drive through as I blast Metallica's Fuel from the factory speakers of my gray Honda minivan -- but this is apparently who I've been for a while now.