LJ (parody account) @picklequ33n
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Excited to announce I just closed on the acquisition of a $14.43 Cava bowl after minutes of intense due diligence and secured a 4 month interest-free loan via Klarna Credit
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She gave us so much
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i mean fuck i like soup i like broth i like gettin warm i like garlic i like to stir i like sweatin onions and pourin stock and cookin stew, i like adding bay leaves too
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open the preschools!!
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‘Abbott Elementary’ star Jalen Hurts is the MVP for the 2025 #SuperBowl
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winning a grammy for being hater lowkey the most inspired i've felt in a while
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RHOA just traded Nene Leakes to Potomac for Robyn Dixon.
RHOA just traded Nene Leakes to Potomac for Robyn Dixon.
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trying to fall asleep without tiktok
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Let's all thank Caitlin Clark for absolutely torching Hayley Van Lith in March, which led to her transferring from LSU to TCU, which was going to cut in HAYLEY Cavinder's playing time, which led the twins BACK to Miami... which led to... Carson Beck following his girlfriend...
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The only touchdown the Minnesota Vikings had in Detroit
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Housewife husbands when their wives get that first check
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Me rejecting a call
Me rejecting a call https://t.co/atkrYnzAsm
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For the first time since 2009 - MSU is your GLI champions!!
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Jahmyr Gibbs is feeling it today 😂 TD celebration of the year!
MERRY CHRISTMAS JESUS JUGS
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Julianne Moore as Angie K, Anderson Cooper as Lisa Barlow, and Andy Cohen as Britani Bateman - this is iconic! #RHOSLC
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“We’ve got an injured lion”
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