Pithy Words @pithywords
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Don't forget his funky family bush: he's got a step niece and nephew who are also his half bro and sis Yep. Papa Errolmo knocked up his stepdaughter. Twice. She was an adult by then. But she was 4 when he married her mom. Father and son are 2 peas in a rancid, pronatalist pod
Don't forget his funky family bush: he's got a step niece and nephew who are also his half bro and sis Yep. Papa Errolmo knocked up his stepdaughter. Twice. She was an adult by then. But she was 4 when he married her mom. Father and son are 2 peas in a rancid, pronatalist pod
Someone tell me it's going to be ok and Kamala will win. #election2024 #election2024results #HarrisWalz2024
What a disgrace. He doesn't have the ability to continue the introduction with a few adlibs?
What a disgrace. He doesn't have the ability to continue the introduction with a few adlibs?
@ItsMrsRabbitToU Here’s one to make you chuckle! Happy fourth!
How can it be 'VALID HISTORICAL DOCUMENT! when mandated nonsense poster comes from bible babble. Post replicas of surviving post-moses tablets. Or 4Q41 in original state. Kinders can't learn about jane's 2 daddies, but can learn about murder, adultery? Normal stuff, folks
How can it be 'VALID HISTORICAL DOCUMENT! when mandated nonsense poster comes from bible babble. Post replicas of surviving post-moses tablets. Or 4Q41 in original state. Kinders can't learn about jane's 2 daddies, but can learn about murder, adultery? Normal stuff, folks
X is trying to make this #MyXAnniversary thing happen. Thing is, I joined TWITTER 15 years ago and stuck around once it became xit (and xittier). wouldn't have joined elmo's X by choice.
Me: Gemini, write a short story reinterpreting Fahrenheit 451. In this version, Faber gets to STL, MO & successfully reprints burned books. However, in a literature demonizing, anti-intellectualism revival, a demented, tiny-minded MO politician burns all reprinted books Gemini:
Me: Gemini, write a short story reinterpreting Fahrenheit 451. In this version, Faber gets to STL, MO & successfully reprints burned books. However, in a literature demonizing, anti-intellectualism revival, a demented, tiny-minded MO politician burns all reprinted books Gemini:
The funny thing is, the only job george santos is actually qualified for is being a Republican congressman.
What's with manuel? He always looks like he's spent the past week chasing the dragon, and constantly on the verge of nodding out? #90dayfiance
I saw neil young trending, and had to hold my breath till it was confirmed that he was, indeed, still rocking in the free world.
"Hear we go again" Stable genius, indeed. What was the second tragedy? Did he forget what he was talking about? It's chilling that the functionally illiterate guy w a gnat-like attention span had access to state secrets and nukes for four years!
😂😂😂 exactly!
Dear @federalreserve who is responsible for late fees/NSF+autodraft incurred because of the FedACH failure this morning? My employer? My bank? The Federal Reserve? Certainly not me!
Democrats are always cleaning up republican messes. Imagine what this country could be if the republicans wouldn't stand in the way of progress for their own enrichment and religion mongering.
Democrats are always cleaning up republican messes. Imagine what this country could be if the republicans wouldn't stand in the way of progress for their own enrichment and religion mongering.
Anyone else get the idea that #tyray's story is fake, and this is all a hoax so he and Christian can get screen time? #90dayfiancebeforethe90days #90dayfiance
"Newly all-male South Carolina Supreme Court scrutinizes abortion ban months after tossing one out" Who was responsible for this tile? I didn't know @AP had a sense of humor. Newly all-male South Carolina Supreme Court scrutinizes abortion ban months after tossing one out
This guy doesn't know what the GOP party believes in, does he? Imagine the roasting a Democrat would get if they suggested federal gov interference in a state and municipal matter like education!
This guy doesn't know what the GOP party believes in, does he? Imagine the roasting a Democrat would get if they suggested federal gov interference in a state and municipal matter like education!
Mmmm STOLLEN with a cup of COVFEFE gets my vote.

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