Syrah @pouraglassofme
Siriously Slytherin • 💙💛 New York Joined October 2010-
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Normalize dog owners hiring sitters just like parents do for their human children so dog owners don’t always need to be a wet blanket on a good time
I love when non-parents give me innovative parenting advice like “just tell her not to do that anymore”
"That motherfucker back there is not real!"
There is something so incredibly validating about my toddler singing the chorus to Anti-Hero a cappella
We used to be a proper country.
Alexa, play “The Best Day” by Taylor Swift 🥲
omg Elon stop begging like so embarrassing for u wow here you go fine!!!
omg Elon stop begging like so embarrassing for u wow here you go fine!!!
what is joe biden’s plan to unpause the ticketmaster queue for taylor swift’s eras tour
swifties: we wanted it comfortable ticketmaster: I wanted that PAIN!
Mommy can’t talk right now she’s liquidating her assets for the Eras Tour
Aemond explaining this to his family #HouseoftheDragon
I always set two wake up alarms, one for the person I want to be and one for the person I am
Hey man I noticed you scheduled a meeting with me but I was hoping you could maybe cancel it because I don’t want to be here
I will sell both of my kidneys for this
I will sell both of my kidneys for this
So just to recap: @taylorswift13, born on the 13th, 13 years after the Kanye incident at the @vmas, accepts the VMA for her 10 minute version of a song and announces her 10th studio album, coming in the 10th month of the year. It will have - naturally - 13 tracks.
shut UPPPPPPP I love you I cannot
shut UPPPPPPP I love you I cannot
I hate long distance friendships, I JUST WANNA SEE MY GIRLS CMON
Today our nanny caught a pregnant praying mantis in our apartment and that’s the most twitter-worthy thing that’s happened to me lately so now I’ll wait another couple of months to tweet again
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This is what 60 looks like. Happy birthday to my better half — who happens to be one of the funniest, smartest, most beautiful people I know. @MichelleObama, you make every day better. I can't wait to see what this new decade brings you.
having a baby looks really hard … if u always have baby in one hand and ur phone in the other …. where do u put ur ice coffee ? does baby hold it ? I doubt …
i listen to all kinds of music the "all kinds" of music:
if i ever got married i would use the reception as an opportunity to just play every song i’ve ever liked. no theme, no vibe. just me being like “omg i love this one” for two hours
he was a moth she did ballet
taylor lautner after backflipping down the eras stage
"That motherfucker back there is not real!"
Really can’t contain my excitement because… we’re adding 14 new shows to The Eras Tour. And I get to travel the world doing shows with @paramore!! Hayley and I have been friends since we were teens in Nashville and now we get to frolic around the UK/Europe next summer??? I’m…
me singing both parts to “picture” by sheryl crow and kid rock
⚧️🏳️⚧️THERE ARE MORE THAN 2 GENDERS.
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Dads will wake up at 5 AM so they have more time in their day to tell everyone they woke up at 5 AM.
I need to know everything about this shot. How many takes, if she held onto something, was she harnessed, is the landing mark sticky, are they her feet, who did the pedicure, really just a documentary on this shot
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis reveal they will donate their $275 million fortune to charity and not leave anything for their children. They say they don't want their children to become spoiled and entitled, and want them to be motivated to work hard.
Get yourself a friend who celebrates a belated Galentine’s Day with ya, ft. homemade margs, charcuteries, and the “To All the Boys” series!!💖✨
THEY NAMED A WHOLE COLOUR AFTER A TAYLOR SWIFT SONG???
👑| @taylorswift13 is the Highest Paid Female Musician of 2022 with $92 MILLION! — She is the ONLY woman in the list.
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