J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess

I use data to hunt down fraudsters and insider threats. Here for all the *sec, data science, and equality. Joined November 2016

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess

2 days ago

This is the time of year when I lose items, like my phone, vape, keys... They're in my hoodie pouch. SPRING IS HERE!!!

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess

a month ago

It looks like a primitive growth projection chart. Only mirrored. Wordle 1,511 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess

2 months ago

Did a thing at work today that involved some OG ascii art on the command line to confirm success. It was nostalgic and beautiful. I'm inspired.

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geoff @GeoffreyHuntley

2 months ago

One of the nicest things about working at a developer tooling company is when you see a bug. You're like, "Ah, that's just terrible," and you can just go fix it.

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess

3 months ago

Aaaaaaahhhhhhhggggg

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Matt 马特 @maxui

5 months ago

I'm in search of a cape town based tattoo artist who is great with black and grey with a Chinese style. any recommendations would be appreciated

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess

7 months ago

Very hungover. Need TP. Sky so bright. Epic night.

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess

7 months ago

Excited to see these guys tonight. The music video is from 1997. Still punk. Still relevant. youtu.be/wmin5WkOuPw?si…

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Admiral James Stavridis, USN, Ret. @stavridisj

7 months ago

15 years ago,I strongly encouraged my daughter to take a commission in the USN. She served proudly on active duty for 5 years. Today, I couldn't give her that same advice,given the way the role of women is viewed within DoD. Big mistake, long term repercussions.…

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Gregory Andrews @LyrebirdDream

7 months ago

Do you need a reprieve from the doom and gloom of rising fascism and climate chaos? Well meet Australia’s Eastern barred bandicoot.👇🏽 lyrebirddreaming.com/post/flora-and…

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess

7 months ago

Today I cut my finger while washing a new butter knife. Contemplating moving the bandaids from the bathroom to the kitchen. Statistically speaking, it would be more efficient to keep them there.