your bff alex @psybermonkey
I don't know what I'm doing but I hope you like it. Follow me on Instagram, I hate it here. instagram.com/suspiciousduck… Joined July 2011-
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I don’t get it. Are Americans just like… really really really really really really fuckin’ dumb?
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Felt like making some buttons for no particular reason
You can't control the wind but you can adjust your sails. Except the sails are on fire and nobody is coming to save you.
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Powerful. Just wrote-in my daughter’s name
Powerful. Just wrote-in my daughter’s name
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Me: *destroys spider web Spider: wow Me: *puts up fake spider web Spider: WOW
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[Movie theater] Date: did you sneak in Goldfish like I asked? Me: yup *reaches into coat pocket* uh oh Date: did you forget? Me: no but they stopped movin
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Sims loading screen advice lol
Thank you all for the kind messages of support and friendly invites!
A mod muted me for packaging my art so I made and packaged the mod
I'll vote for whomever mentions this in their closing statements
Trump: Today the only court you'd find Air Bud on is the food court!
Hear me out: Homeward Bound but they get eaten three blocks from home
🏆Achievement Unlocked🏆: Your bootleg art looked so convincing that it got you muted from an art subreddit
You may not like it but this is what peak fertility looks like
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why did they call it the Paris Olympics and not Oui Sports
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