quantifiedshitpost @quantshitpost
15+ years in quantitative shit posts. Professional shtweeter. $SPY Joined February 2025-
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I genuinely feel bad. I can smell real tears. $NVDA Unfortunately, only one quantshitpost.
I genuinely feel bad. I can smell real tears. $NVDA Unfortunately, only one quantshitpost.
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Remember the shares of $TLT that we bought at $83? You should've been collecting some nice handy dandy dividends since then. Your holdings will be useful to use as cash when we buy the dip at some point 👀
Remember the shares of $TLT that we bought at $83? You should've been collecting some nice handy dandy dividends since then. Your holdings will be useful to use as cash when we buy the dip at some point 👀 https://t.co/nM4SXgECTD
For those who care: I would LOVE to see some blood into next week.
$370 is very possible for $UNH. Watch out for it - it could ramp without any notice. Anything can happen though. Be like water, my friend.
$370 is very possible for $UNH. Watch out for it - it could ramp without any notice. Anything can happen though. Be like water, my friend.
Accumulating more $UPS here.
Looking for ideas. Any great tickers on sale today?
Bagged. Better luck next time. Didn't hit my stop loss - we'll see how it acts tomorrow. $FIG
Bagged. Better luck next time. Didn't hit my stop loss - we'll see how it acts tomorrow. $FIG
Making a small gamble long on $FIG. $67. Earnings play AH. Could go either way hence a gamble.
To whom it may concern: I'm long $UPS. $85. Willing to add more at 78-83.
I fucking hate Twitter sometimes
I fucking hate Twitter sometimes
Naw. You're just retarded
Ever since they announced the 1-10 reverse split, I knew $LCID was going to forever be an unrecoverable shit stock. If your thesis changes about a stock, your position (or lack thereof) better reflect it.
Ever since they announced the 1-10 reverse split, I knew $LCID was going to forever be an unrecoverable shit stock. If your thesis changes about a stock, your position (or lack thereof) better reflect it. https://t.co/d0GsP6onoa
There's a reason why Johnny here is on my idiot list. 25 years as a larp.
There's a reason why Johnny here is on my idiot list. 25 years as a larp. https://t.co/NPPDU61G4n
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