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Gave @Tailscale another go because hey it was 4am and the last time I tried was pre-pandemic... and.. it just works 🥹
this is the year
Nine years since the first commit — OPA 1.0 is here! blog.openpolicyagent.org/announcing-opa…
And @TIME just lost all credibility with me if they decide to choose who is being rumoured to be person of the year
If I had a time machine, I'd go back in time to find my high school teacher and inform him that not only do I have a calculator with me 100% of the time, I have multiple of them and they're all supercomputers by his standards.
Been a customer since .. ooh, 2005 or something @RogersHelps and y'all refuse to give me one of the black friday plans so off to @TELUS I go.
Friend of mine (a Canadian, living in Canada) had a conversation with a kind of supporter of a political person in which they asked if healthcare in Canada was "free" - if we went to the emergency room we didn't get billed for anything. "Yup." said the friend. "Fake news." ..
Paradoxically I adulted, and yet my mouth now tastes like (envelope) glue
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I’m sorry but 312 requests/second per CPU core on a modern CPU is absolutely dog shit.
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There are two kinds of people at Microsoft. The guy who found that SSH was taking a few extra milliseconds to connect and was insistent on knowing why. And the person who has decided the Microsoft Mac RDP client will be rebranded to “Windows App”
Annoyingly I don't remember the last time I paid for credit monitoring services, latest round thanks to @Ticketmaster
annoyed with everything incorporating AI
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Not the best one. Just the only one I'm not afraid to use.
Not the best one. Just the only one I'm not afraid to use.
Wow I don't think I've heard @LegalEagle be angry before youtu.be/MXQ43yyJvgs?si…
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