giveuponyourdreams @refusetosucceed

Twitter user. Joined September 2012

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Tim Allen @ofctimallen

8 years ago

If we evolved from apes why are there still apes.

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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

8 years ago

I heard the iPhone 15 won't have any ports or jacks or a screen and it will just be a smooth steel ball and finally we'll all be happy.

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Bennington @BenningtonShow

8 years ago

Thank you to everyone involved in Greg Giraldo: A Life in Comedy. Will post how to hear it again shortly.

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Melanie Eva @MelanieEva6

1 Followers 31 Following

ليان💕 @OpenTOAD

232 Followers 799 Following

Doughboy Crashout @natefridson

3K Followers 1K Following comedian, b-boychik, Detroit sports zealot, @alisonklemp’s problem. All views are your own.

Comedian working on being funny from Puerto Rico to New York. Seen on #FallonTonight , #HBO #EntrenosHBO #Conan ,TruTV #ComedyKO ,MTV #Netflix & #StandupNBC

Rojo Perez @rojoperezzz

4K Followers 1K Following Comedian working on being funny from Puerto Rico to New York. Seen on #FallonTonight , #HBO #EntrenosHBO #Conan ,TruTV #ComedyKO ,MTV #Netflix & #StandupNBC

Some college. I've written stuff for @nytimes @someecards @WhiskeyJournal @redshirtsdieFS Here's some jokes in video form: https://t.co/MrU4F5Zf5v

Adam Sokol @SokolAdam

2K Followers 777 Following Some college. I've written stuff for @nytimes @someecards @WhiskeyJournal @redshirtsdieFS Here's some jokes in video form: https://t.co/MrU4F5Zf5v

Big little adventures await.
A cozy action-adventure game (in development) by @HyperMegaPixel and @creamerkylec | Published by @Apogee_Ent

Littlelands🌿 @Littlelands

11K Followers 6 Following Big little adventures await. A cozy action-adventure game (in development) by @HyperMegaPixel and @creamerkylec | Published by @Apogee_Ent

Working on MECHABOP – an upcoming roguelite rhythm shooter

contact@teamtrigear.com

Team Trigear | MECHAB... @TeamTrigear

15K Followers 135 Following Working on MECHABOP – an upcoming roguelite rhythm shooter [email protected]

Rafael Martín @HyperMegaPixel

23K Followers 2K Following Indie game developer. Working on @Littlelands. I draw things sometimes.

The Wall Street Journ... @WSJ

20.9M Followers 1K Following Sign up for our newsletters and alerts: https://t.co/QevH0DLQi8 | Got a tip? https://t.co/iXIigdPjEZ | For WSJ customer support: https://t.co/DZgH9n53qg

The New York Times @nytimes

55.0M Followers 848 Following News tips? Share them here: https://t.co/ghL9OoYKMM

Noah Smith 🐇 @Noahpinion

361K Followers 2K Following Writes about economics, posts about rabbits. For serious opinions/analysis, read my blog: https://t.co/KfUxUlCYPz

- Podcasts: https://t.co/rWWg0BPmjM
- Twarts™: https://t.co/Ir5uuIj5v4
- Review Complete Series DVD: https://t.co/WzEKwv2lIV…
- Comedy albums: https://t.co/u9En5oCtaD

Andy Daly @TVsAndyDaly

128K Followers 273 Following - Podcasts: https://t.co/rWWg0BPmjM - Twarts™: https://t.co/Ir5uuIj5v4 - Review Complete Series DVD: https://t.co/WzEKwv2lIV… - Comedy albums: https://t.co/u9En5oCtaD

I love video games. Co-Founder @nutcasemilk business@teamninja.com

Ninja @Ninja

6.5M Followers 2K Following I love video games. Co-Founder @nutcasemilk [email protected]

Welcome to the official Nintendo of America X account, where you'll find the latest Nintendo news! For ESRB ratings go to https://t.co/m7hrBqtrpz.

Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica

14.2M Followers 232 Following Welcome to the official Nintendo of America X account, where you'll find the latest Nintendo news! For ESRB ratings go to https://t.co/m7hrBqtrpz.

Steam, The Ultimate Online Game Platform. Follow us here for news on the latest releases and special promotions!

For support: https://t.co/ecoSK7uTBx

Steam @Steam

8.9M Followers 11 Following Steam, The Ultimate Online Game Platform. Follow us here for news on the latest releases and special promotions! For support: https://t.co/ecoSK7uTBx

Earn 20% back from all Epic Games Store purchases on PC, mobile, and web now through January 8, 2026 when you use Epic’s payment system!

Epic Games Store @EpicGames

5.5M Followers 380 Following Earn 20% back from all Epic Games Store purchases on PC, mobile, and web now through January 8, 2026 when you use Epic’s payment system!

The Intercept @theintercept

821K Followers 423 Following Fearless, adversarial journalism. Join our newsletter to get our best investigative reporting delivered to you: https://t.co/eYtvizHD22

Journalist ; Author; Host, @SystemUpdate_; Columnist, @Folha; Founder: @TheInterceptBr; Co-Founder: @FreedomofPress, @idm_org; @abrigo_hope; Vegan.

Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald

2.3M Followers 992 Following Journalist ; Author; Host, @SystemUpdate_; Columnist, @Folha; Founder: @TheInterceptBr; Co-Founder: @FreedomofPress, @idm_org; @abrigo_hope; Vegan.

Colin Kaepernick @Kaepernick7

2.1M Followers 657 Following

Mike Brune, Jen Caldwell, Damian Dunn, Chris Nalesnik. Experimenting in the science and rock and roll of comedy. Shows @ Relapse Theatre and around the world.

EmE Improv Comedy @einsteinMelvis

215 Followers 291 Following Mike Brune, Jen Caldwell, Damian Dunn, Chris Nalesnik. Experimenting in the science and rock and roll of comedy. Shows @ Relapse Theatre and around the world.

Caleb Synan @calebsynan

5K Followers 810 Following Hey it’s me. Caleb. I'm a comedian. Watch my special for free 👇

ليان💕 @OpenTOAD

232 Followers 799 Following

Available on Mobile, PC & Console. ESRB: Teen - Diverse Content: Discretion Advised. For status updates & service issues: @FortniteStatus

Fortnite @Fortnite

19.7M Followers 109 Following Available on Mobile, PC & Console. ESRB: Teen - Diverse Content: Discretion Advised. For status updates & service issues: @FortniteStatus

A game about a tiny fox in a big world, releasing March 16, 2022. By @dicey and presented by @FinjiCo — 🎶 @lifeformed — 🔊 @PowerUpAudio

🦊 TUNIC 🦊 @tunicgame

33K Followers 15 Following A game about a tiny fox in a big world, releasing March 16, 2022. By @dicey and presented by @FinjiCo — 🎶 @lifeformed — 🔊 @PowerUpAudio

Kava Coin @thekavacoin

11K Followers 99 Following Loyalty Reward for Kava Virtual World platform. Earn KAVA by inviting friends & playing our game https://t.co/gHsg2BxtU4

joey @joeyheart702

111 Followers 443 Following they/them

The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow

71.7M Followers 24K Following The home for The Ellen DeGeneres Show on X. Enjoy the best moments from 19 incredible seasons!

Leonardo DiCaprio @LeoDiCaprio

18.3M Followers 224 Following Actor and Environmentalist

I'm that actor in some of the movies you liked and some you didn't. Sometimes I'm in pretty good shape, other times I'm not. Hey, you gotta live, you know?

Tom Hanks @tomhanks

14.6M Followers 19 Following I'm that actor in some of the movies you liked and some you didn't. Sometimes I'm in pretty good shape, other times I'm not. Hey, you gotta live, you know?

Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy

163K Followers 2K Following I do comedy. I like sports.

Coinbase 🛡️ @coinbase

6.6M Followers 151 Following The most trusted crypto exchange. For support: @CoinbaseSupport

Cryptocurrencies, business, finance and technology - with an occasional foray into culture and science.
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CCN @CCNDotComNews

184K Followers 6K Following Cryptocurrencies, business, finance and technology - with an occasional foray into culture and science. 📢 Join our Telegram: https://t.co/VUHmcVAyTx

Leading the conversation on accelerating crypto’s future. Follow @CoinDeskPodcast @consensus2026 @Consensus_HK @CoinDeskES @CoinDeskMarkets @CoinDeskData

CoinDesk @CoinDesk

3.4M Followers 2K Following Leading the conversation on accelerating crypto’s future. Follow @CoinDeskPodcast @consensus2026 @Consensus_HK @CoinDeskES @CoinDeskMarkets @CoinDeskData

Cointelegraph @Cointelegraph

2.8M Followers 1K Following Trusted crypto media since 2013 · News, research, podcasts & more · Explore: https://t.co/6IsiPge7RR

vitalik.eth @VitalikButerin

5.8M Followers 514 Following I choose balance. First-level balance. mi pinxe lo crino tcati https://t.co/gCQrmCb0ih

Joe Jones Jr. Jr. @Iagreewithjoe

2K Followers 2K Following i'm just a boy standing in front of a dank meme asking it to love me

Joe Zimmerman @joezimmerman

8K Followers 1K Following New special “Cult Classic” on YouTube & Hulu

Heroes of the Storm @BlizzHeroes

370K Followers 171 Following The official Twitter account for Heroes of the Storm, a raucous MOBA starring your favorite Blizzard characters.

Chris Nik (ᴇxɢ) @chrisnik

326 Followers 347 Following VFX // Improvisor

David Koechner @DavidKoechner

139K Followers 2K Following Actor. Comedian. The Office, Anchorman, American Dad. Missouri boy, Chiefs fan.

Maria Bamford @mariabamfoo

193K Followers 714 Following Handcrafted Stand-Up Comedy Since the 1900’s ✈️ I'M ON TOUR!

shalewa sharpe @silkyjumbo

12K Followers 696 Following comedian/DON'T REACH IN THE BAG solo show/The War Report podcast/Comedy Central/HBO/album “So You Just Out Here?" out now/killmonger's mama (she/her)

Comedian. HBO's Crashing. The Pete Holmes Show. You Made It Weird podcast. Badman. He/him. For ad inquiries PetesPicksYMIW@gmail.com

Pete Holmes @peteholmes

369K Followers 1K Following Comedian. HBO's Crashing. The Pete Holmes Show. You Made It Weird podcast. Badman. He/him. For ad inquiries [email protected]

Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

11.1M Followers 2K Following We are on a planet in outer space

Joe Rogan @joerogan

15.5M Followers 4K Following Dragon Believer

Andy Kindler @AndyKindler

126K Followers 6K Following Time to exit this fascist echo chamber. https://t.co/0LMkkwbvBE

#GoodFortune- Theaters Only. October 17. Hypothetical Tour- tickets on sale now. NOTE: Account run by social media person, Aziz not involved.

Aziz Ansari @azizansari

9.2M Followers 0 Following #GoodFortune- Theaters Only. October 17. Hypothetical Tour- tickets on sale now. NOTE: Account run by social media person, Aziz not involved.