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can we just focus for a second
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How it feels to go to an 11am matinee with a crisp refreshing Coca Cola and a hot popcorn
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oh nice microsoft opened this document in protected view. this useful feature is keeping me safe.
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Christchurch, Wellington, Auckland, Dunedin
This slow moving line of precip south of Wellington is incredible. If it moves north and hits the capital it's going to be a biblical deluge.
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R.I.P David Thomas of #PereUbu buff.ly/sDUnrc9
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Racking my brain to figure what the act party and the catholic church could possibly have in common and came up with only one thing
Racking my brain to figure what the act party and the catholic church could possibly have in common and came up with only one thing
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I am a Silicon Valley transhumanist psychopath who is here to till you that a fully-automated luxury utopia awaits if you'll just let me and my friends have another trillion dollars. I am also here to tell you that the most rudimentary social programs are naive and impossible.
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we have david lynch to thank for a lot but this tweet is high up there for me
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This is mark zuckerburg now that he wears a neck chain
This is mark zuckerburg now that he wears a neck chain
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Messy is the butt that farts the shit
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I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce
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excuse me. my friend asked for no pickles and you gave him a burger with pickles
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philip k dick coming up with the term "time travel agent" after snorting a huge rail of speed: god is talking to me from space
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Chat gpt images have the same aesthetic as piss on a pub bathroom floor
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