Elodie @smellodiee

Too chaotic to be wise, too inconsistent to be popular, too dumb to stay off twitter Adelaide Joined July 2009

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Elodie @smellodiee

3 hours ago

Wait what homophobia?! I was booing Quaynor for that time in 2022 when he and Ginnivan made a video rating women on tiktok 😢

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I'm playing in @ReclinkCommCup this year to help support underprivileged people through community sport. I'll be co-captaining the anchors, feeling as out of place as Jezza Cameron being AA captain. If you're able to spare a few $$ to support the cause! fundraise.reclink.org/fundraisers/El…

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Elodie @smellodiee

3 days ago

Why is every Pilates instructor either a perfect, beautiful angel sent to make your life better with their delicate voice and good auras OR they're an abhorrent troll who's crawled out of the abyss to ruin your confidence and life. There's no in-between.

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Elodie @smellodiee

4 days ago

Went to help my mum out with some gardening and cleaning up. Unfortunately there was a football and a skip there so I had to spend 45 minutes playing "kick the football into the skip" instead of helping.

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𝛑 @PricklePatch

6 days ago

#MarchForAustralia dipshits. #auspol

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Wazza from Melbourne @Melbourne_says

6 days ago

While racists wave their flags today at the 'March for Australia' rally, wave something stronger, humanity. Stand with multicultural Australia. Even a smile is more powerful than their poison.

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Elodie @smellodiee

2 weeks ago

Go crows 😇

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Elodie @smellodiee

2 weeks ago

At Marvel watching North Melb fans whose season was over 6 months ago decide whether to sledge Crows with homophobic Rankine or racist Tex comments.

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Elodie @smellodiee

2 weeks ago

This "failed to deliver" photo from Auspost got me good. The desperation and desire in that outstretched arm to deliver my package in a safe place THWARTED by a mandatory signature request. I'm so sorry for causing you such despair, kind delivery man.

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Elodie @smellodiee

2 weeks ago

Haven't been keeping up with AFL news, probably haven't missed anything important. But good to see common sense prevailed on the most important and polarising punishment handed down by the AFL this week.

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Elodie @smellodiee

2 weeks ago

Kinda wild that two weeks after this, I got in a relationship for the first time in 6 years. I guess what they say is true - love really does mostly depend on your contested pack marking skills 🤷🏻

Elodie @smellodiee

a year ago

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Elodie @smellodiee

3 weeks ago

The ultimate rivalry 😤 #aflcrowspies

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Elodie @smellodiee

3 weeks ago

Have made these bagels a few times now and they are so easy and tasty. I will keep making them until I DIE, serve them at my funeral.

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Elodie @smellodiee

4 weeks ago

I literally got stopped at THREE different RBTs this morning, all before midday. I know this is the wrong lesson to take, but it never occurred to me that being drunk at 10 AM on a Monday was an option and now it feels like a challenge.

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James Donald Forbes McCann @jdfmccann

4 weeks ago

Disquieting Levels of Egg, out soon.

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Elodie @smellodiee

4 weeks ago

When Jez isn't on screen all the other characters should be asking "where's Jez?" #AFLCatsDons

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Elodie @smellodiee

4 weeks ago

2 years later this reply to one of my tweets still lives rent free in my brain. It reads like a riddle or a poem and absolutely sends me every time I come across it. Thanks Peter Thompson.

Peter Thompson @tomfoolerytwo

2 years ago

2 years later this reply to one of my tweets still lives rent free in my brain. It reads like a riddle or a poem and absolutely sends me every time I come across it. Thanks Peter Thompson.