Tim Bauerkämper @revcaffeinated

Husband,father,pastor,gardener,fisher,kayaker,TX native proud. Opinions are my own & don't speak 4 others. Though grounded in faith they aren't universal. San Marcos, TX Joined July 2009

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Tim Bauerkämper @revcaffeinated

4 months ago

#smcisdgrad Congratulations Lukas! Keep the music going!

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Tim Bauerkämper @revcaffeinated

3 years ago

No, Mr. Chairman. We don't know what you are saying. Or if we do, it is not good. Please help me with a more positive way of hearing you because I don't like what I'm thinking. How precisely does someone "Look like a coach?"

Anne Halsey @anne_halsey

3 years ago

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Tim Bauerkämper @revcaffeinated

3 years ago

#fnlRattlerUp Because my 7th grader said to but will probably be embarrassed.

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Tim Bauerkämper @revcaffeinated

3 years ago

Leave paperwork is a start. Barely. Back pay for having been mistreated as an official act of the @ELCA would be more appropriate. Disability pay as she seeks healing from trauma at the hands of the church. That is actual reconciliation.

Francisco Herrera, bad guy for Jesus @PolyglotEvangel

3 years ago

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Tim Bauerkämper @revcaffeinated

3 years ago

This is so terrible that I keep seeing horrifying things quoted that I don't recognize despite reading the whole thing twice. Because it is all so bad you can't possibly keep it all straight.

ELCA Lutherans @ELCA

3 years ago

This is so terrible that I keep seeing horrifying things quoted that I don't recognize despite reading the whole thing twice. Because it is all so bad you can't possibly keep it all straight.

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Tim Bauerkämper @revcaffeinated

4 years ago

Watch out for the #GazpachoPolice. If they catch you they’ll bisque you away to the goulash. They’ve caught a lot of people so it’s chowdered in there. I heard they put some people in the stocks too.

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Tim Bauerkämper @revcaffeinated

4 years ago

#Wordle 210 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Tim Bauerkämper @revcaffeinated

4 years ago

Not bad. Little tricky today. #Wordle 208 4/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Tim Bauerkämper @revcaffeinated

4 years ago

Second day is harder. Beginners luck, very important in wordle. #Wordle 207 5/6 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Tim Bauerkämper @revcaffeinated

4 years ago

#Wordle Said “I’ll give it a shot and see what the big deal is.” It’s either beginners luck or boring. I’ll tell you tomorrow. Wordle 206 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Tim Bauerkämper @revcaffeinated

4 years ago

Most frat boys grow out of it. The Texas GOP leadership hasn’t. Like a ghost town school, you’ve had to go a long way to to find class for a long time now.

Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX

4 years ago

Most frat boys grow out of it. The Texas GOP leadership hasn’t. Like a ghost town school, you’ve had to go a long way to to find class for a long time now.

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Tim Bauerkämper @revcaffeinated

4 years ago

Imagine not knowing how to spell the thing that stops a car and looking a fool without knowing it. Them's the breaks...

Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX

4 years ago

Imagine not knowing how to spell the thing that stops a car and looking a fool without knowing it. Them's the breaks...

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Tim Bauerkämper @revcaffeinated

4 years ago

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Tim Bauerkämper @revcaffeinated

4 years ago

Until the Utility Commission is elected, it isn’t a Public Utility Commission. It is a government-industry monopoly commission. It isn’t set up to protect the public interest. We elect the railroad and agriculture commission and those have so much less day to day impact on most.

Erin Zwiener @ErinForYall

4 years ago

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Tim Bauerkämper @revcaffeinated

4 years ago

District 45 folks, Give your feedback please… docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

Erin Zwiener @ErinForYall

4 years ago

District 45 folks, Give your feedback please… docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

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Tim Bauerkämper @revcaffeinated

4 years ago

We need more leaders like @ErinForYall and fewer using covid as a propaganda tool. Meanwhile other elected officials retweet misinformation…

Erin Zwiener @ErinForYall

4 years ago

We need more leaders like @ErinForYall and fewer using covid as a propaganda tool. Meanwhile other elected officials retweet misinformation…

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Tim Bauerkämper @revcaffeinated

5 years ago

Notice gives people the ability to be resilient and saves lives. Lack of transparency killed Texans this month.

Gina Hinojosa @GinaForAustin

5 years ago

Notice gives people the ability to be resilient and saves lives. Lack of transparency killed Texans this month.

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Tim Bauerkämper @revcaffeinated

5 years ago

Since I haven’t had enough smoke cooking you are looking at breakfast lunch and dinner this weekend... pork butt, barbacoa, sausage and carnitas for next week...

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Tim Bauerkämper @revcaffeinated

5 years ago

You mean right wing conspiracy nutters are... racist???? Shocked! Shocked I tell you!

Grace Meng @Grace4NY

5 years ago

You mean right wing conspiracy nutters are... racist???? Shocked! Shocked I tell you!

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Tim Bauerkämper @revcaffeinated

5 years ago

How dare @POTUS wear a Rolex, doesn’t he know real presidents show off their wealth with golden toilets and playing golf at their own course? C’mon man! What’s next, does he have a tan suit?