malchovian🌞radiation @robmalchow
part per billion, shine on mordor, ca Joined May 2008-
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when a cat lays on your belly and purrs, is part of it it toxoplasma amplifying its signal and communicating to its receptives in the gut? i swear these felines tryin to program me....
my only real relationship requirements are clapping on 2 and 4
it's funny how difficult it is for humans to value folks solving problems before they balloon. an artifact of evolution i guess
'it is far easier to come up with examples of people acting like assholes than buddhas'
just trying to find ways to refract the light
if you gaze into the Slack abyss, the Slack abyss gazes also into you.
don't count your chickens before you know how many roosters are gonna hatch
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Please do these things to stress test your culture. To assert that if we lead with humility, we see mistakes as an opportunity to build trust in our systems, and our selves. In other words - I got your back, and you have mine.
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