Clitten @rubyameow
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Yo, does lemonade ever taste like straight up hot sauce sometimes?
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when you're on Tinder at work BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING DESPERATE
I've fallen asleep mid-hand job more times than I care to admit.
Just teared up on my way to work thinking about the most recent Game of Thrones episode if anyone's looking for a psycho bitch.
I want to have a threesome with the Cupcake Wars' carpenters.
Someone asked me if I had a gym membership - to fuck me in a locker room, but I was just flattered someone thought I went to the gym.
Just fingered myself and now my hands smell like hotdogs??

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