Sam Dixon @samesnarkysam

(they/them) stop asking me if I'm related to Sanda Bullock Joined September 2019

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the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch

3 years ago

cats have the right idea: wake up and scream your little face off until the world gives you what you need

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Sam Dixon @samesnarkysam

3 years ago

III LOOVE CORN TORTILLAAAASSSS

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Sam Dixon @samesnarkysam

3 years ago

I'd get written up so fast in the front of house

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Sam Dixon @samesnarkysam

3 years ago

Hey so if a chick fil a employee is standing in line, it's to order their lunch and you should not cut in front of them, just in case anyone is confused

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Sam Dixon @samesnarkysam

3 years ago

Poor Michelle. She tried so hard to make school lunches healthier and shit for us and now all y'all hate her for it smh

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Sam Dixon @samesnarkysam

3 years ago

Ok where do I get one of those square school lunch pizzas?

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Sam Dixon @samesnarkysam

3 years ago

Took such a hot shower my fire alarm went off :/

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animals going goblin mode @mischiefanimals

3 years ago

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Sam Dixon @samesnarkysam

3 years ago

Told a kid I work with today he sounds like Michael Cera. He's still in hs and I don't think he knows WHO MICHAEL CERA IS, but everyone else agreed with me

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Sam Dixon @samesnarkysam

3 years ago

Snake was waving at me as I drove by him today. So cool.

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Sam Dixon @samesnarkysam

3 years ago

"gOd crEAtEd mArrIAgE tO bE bEtwEEn a mAn And wOmAn" 🤡🤡🤡 Lol ok AND??

Manu Raju @mkraju

3 years ago

"gOd crEAtEd mArrIAgE tO bE bEtwEEn a mAn And wOmAn" 🤡🤡🤡 Lol ok AND??

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Sam Dixon @samesnarkysam

3 years ago

Life hack: if you take your birth control every OTHER day it'll last you twice as long 🤔

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt

3 years ago

I would watch 9 seasons of this.

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Sam Dixon @samesnarkysam

3 years ago

Told a fellow vendor at a craft fair that I live in a camper. Told me "that's some real artist shit. That's how you know it's real."

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A 10-year-old rape victim had to travel across state lines to get an abortion due to strict laws in her home state of Ohio. GOP lawmakers appear to be grappling with how to respond. nbcnews.to/3O86vNl