SamMakesCode @sammakescode

App & API developer. Crypto-skeptic. I work with Laravel, Vue, NodeJS, Firebase and more! Tech guy and co-founder of @dashsaltcom sammakescode.com London, England Joined July 2016

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SamMakesCode @sammakescode

3 years ago

Licenses on ETH contracts are basically useless because anyone can copy your source, deploy it, not credit and you can't hold them to account. If you deploy a smart contract, it's no longer your contract, it's ours. #Crypto #Ethereum #smartcontracts

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SamMakesCode @sammakescode

3 years ago

Starting to think Macy Gray's problem might just be poor software design #dev #programming #coding #memes #php

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SamMakesCode @sammakescode

3 years ago

At a job if we wanted to relay a variable or value to each other (without Slack, idk?), we'd use a high-pitched or low-pitched voice for upper or lower case characters so we didn't have to say "uppercase" etc. Ridiculous? Yes. Effective? Sometimes. #programming #code

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SamMakesCode @sammakescode

3 years ago

Love a good ol' fuck-it-commit-push-deploy

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SamMakesCode @sammakescode

3 years ago

How do @reactnative developers not want to blow their brains out every. single. day?!? Library management of javascript generally is a fucking nightmare but react is real special. #js #coding #becomeacodertheysaid

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Richard Murphy @RichardJMurphy

3 years ago

There is a story doing the news rounds this morning that Sunak has cost the government £11 billion by failing to manage government interest rates properly. But the real story is much worse than that. This is about banks winning at cost to us all, yet again...a thread to explain.

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Kitty Giraudel @KittyGiraudel

4 years ago

if you asked me i'd say the new macbook pro is top notch

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SamMakesCode @sammakescode

4 years ago

When hiring managers say "we really need someone to come in and hit the ground running" I'm pretty sure they mean "we've grossly mismanaged resource and can't afford to train you up so you've just got to do it? Okay? Just do it! Please?!" #recruitment #code #Laravel #js #php

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SamMakesCode @sammakescode

5 years ago

“Mental health awareness” should be “lack of government action on mental health crisis awareness”. Bit of a mouthful though, I guess

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SamMakesCode @sammakescode

5 years ago

First time I’ve hit a snag passing by reference in PHP in a foreach, lesson learned. Thanks to @ghostaldev for helping me. What a nightmare. #php #code #laravel #symphony

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SamMakesCode @sammakescode

5 years ago

#USElection2020

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SamMakesCode @sammakescode

5 years ago

Colleague: We got a new bug going crazy, can you check it out? *checks git history* Bug was introduced 6 months ago #coding #programmer #developer

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SamMakesCode @sammakescode

5 years ago

what i need is a tool that'll backup my home folder but will exclude node_modules and vendor directories #php #js

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SamMakesCode @sammakescode

5 years ago

All professional looking and shit #NewProfilePic

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Alex Miles 👨🏻‍💻 @ghostaldev

5 years ago

Recruiters are now looking for SUPERSTAR developers. Rockstars are no longer enough. Expecting to see vacancies for the following over the next few years: 2022: Hyperstar developer 2024: Red supergiant developer 2026: Oxygen-rich Hayashi-adjacent supergiant developer ... 👇

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SamMakesCode @sammakescode

5 years ago

Playing restaurants with my daughter. She won’t make me what I ordered until I eat her “mystery pineapple broccoli soup”. Imagine if restaurants worked this way.

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SamMakesCode @sammakescode

5 years ago

I know we’re not supposed to talk about it, but can we talk *to* the elephant in the room?

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SamMakesCode @sammakescode

5 years ago

Damn it Americans. I keep seeing the name Bernard and thinking Bernard when it a obviously Bernard

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Alex Miles 👨🏻‍💻 @ghostaldev

5 years ago

Just noticed one of my open tabs was just labelled "brb". Wtf? Turns out it was @wesbos doing a database migration. Pondering how I might be able to get a tab open in his browser that's labelled "k, np." 🤔