syrah @sararose04
registered dietitian. I prefer cooking in #botw & #acnh more than I do irl. midwest nomad Joined May 2009-
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the dune jokes have infiltrated my home no one is safe
literally me with my cat except it’s with tape adhesive and she just stares with the craziest look in her eyes as she keeps chewing on it 😭
literally me with my cat except it’s with tape adhesive and she just stares with the craziest look in her eyes as she keeps chewing on it 😭
Speaking as an RD who enjoys a #poppi now and then I’m telling you it is NOTHING like soda nor is it “better” than soda. Don’t fall for this BS if you’re trying to curb a craving, just drink the damn soda and move on with your life 😌
this is hilarious idc
thank you ocarina of time for blessing us with the absolute BANGER that is the gerudo valley theme
“they sold you to protect you” - the dumbest, least attractive, most nauseating words spoken by Adam Driver (from apparently the inside of his closet lmao)
“they sold you to protect you” - the dumbest, least attractive, most nauseating words spoken by Adam Driver (from apparently the inside of his closet lmao)
ffr 😴
my roman empire
my roman empire
um excuse me? who can I report to for damages for not having these lyrics to cry to in 2014? #1989TaylorsVersion
thank you, britney spears for ratifying that men are fucking embarrassing
I have been summoned 🍂✨
just finished the last dumbass discussion post of my academic career I’m finally freeee
the hylian pizza is the pizza for you and meee 🎶 #TearsOfTheKingdom
the number of times I’ve almost fallen to my death on the great sky island in #totk thinking I have my paraglider back is so embarrassing
game of the year
Celia 😜 @Celia8272
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Annabelle 😍 @Annabelle_M13
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Yogurt in Nutrition @YogurtNutrition
40K Followers 26K Following The Yogurt in Nutrition Initiative for Sustainable and Balanced Diets is funded by the Danone Institute International
Kara (she/her) 🟧 @spookysprklkrbr
122 Followers 801 Following Healthcare quality/ industrial engineer | HRO & Lean | WIP: @burnoutrehab | Opinions are mine | mitten-based✋|🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ally | 🇺🇸 support our vets | 🍐
Ghirahim’s Beesh @GhirahimsBeesh
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Lady Ruby Mae @AlilBitMelissa
112 Followers 523 Following I’d like to congratulate Harry Styles and BTS for being the subject of my latest clinical hyper-fixation. Royal apprentice in training. I do too much.
Jacob Bullard @JakeEBullard
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WovenTalesDesigns @NicoleRogowski
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Eric Patrick Thomas @ericpthomas
2K Followers 4K Following 1997 I was shot and paralyzed from the neck down. I am a testimony that there is life after injury. #inspire $ericpatrickthomas https://t.co/UCHqme3Y6U
redeemed @alicesm27225972
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lance @lancerInker
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The Mindy Project @TheMindyProject
322K Followers 268K Following The official Twitter profile for #MindyOnHulu! Stream the entire series of The Mindy Project, only on @Hulu. #LaterBaby
Rachel Gilbert @GilbertJams
56 Followers 275 Following God first. wife. mom. Michigan graduate. three time fantasy football champion. educator. artist. gamer.
Encore! @ENCOREmadcity
12 Followers 150 Following The Artists of Madison Ballet are independently premiering a weekend of performances, as well as staging select works from W. Earle Smith and Edward Ellison
Sanibel Sam @SanibelSam
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Kristen Hammer @tutuandahammer
31 Followers 208 Following Madison Ballet • Company Member • Instagram: @tutuandahammer
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Emily A. @MissAlaimo
286 Followers 932 Following Born & raised in Boston🦞Dog mom🐶Butler University Class of 2012✍🏻Special Education Teacher📚Butler EPPSP Group 34👩🏼🎓
Braeden Barnes @B_654
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DavidJSeibert @DavidJSeibert
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Aaron B. Rosa @rorosoro
646 Followers 3K Following Competence Center Foresight Researcher @FraunhoferISI and Designer @_Kairosa_ Tweets/Retweets are my own
Trevor Davis @trevordavis_
398 Followers 427 Following Partnerships at @TikTok_US. Proud alum of @ButlerU (BS) and @NYUniversity (MA). Lover of memes, brunches, and spreading good vibes.
Ballet Theatre of MD @BalletTheatreMD
5K Followers 3K Following The premier and only professional ballet company in Maryland. Our School of Classical & Contemporary Dance offers all levels of dance training.
The Candy Shop @candyshop807
35 Followers 152 Following we melt in your mouth, not in your hands. #godawgs
nathalie! at the disc.. @natsfran
226 Followers 384 Following The Blair Waldorf of Orlando, FL. Probably thinking about Adam Driver. Always ready to discuss Harmonious.
🚢Virgin VoyaKris�.. @Speroni5000
147 Followers 366 Following ex DCL crew member, current Virgin Voyages employee, amateur artist
Marshall Ellis @MEDanceCompany
505 Followers 581 Following The Mission of ME Dance is to introduce innovative ideas through dance to create growth in the arts community. https://t.co/XGqG65kzjV
Kirk Carlson @KirkCarlson
60 Followers 178 Following I'm a teacher, writer, and theatre artist in West Michigan. I love nature, adventures, games, and free cocktails.
Toni Rosa @toniann65
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🐶☕️ @leeanne_uh
194 Followers 803 Following A patient called me a sassy guacamole and I think that’s sufficient for my bio.
RoastCo Coffee @roastco
397 Followers 706 Following Small Batch Artisan Coffee Roasters. Supplying restaurants, cafes and you with the finest single origin beans from around the world.
Kristen @kristeneliz43
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ej 🧡✨🏳️�.. @EJPlayss
4K Followers 661 Following he/they | 29 | Gaymer/Playwright/Gremlin/Survior-Watcher | YT and Twitch Partner | biz: [email protected]
Kara (she/her) 🟧 @spookysprklkrbr
122 Followers 801 Following Healthcare quality/ industrial engineer | HRO & Lean | WIP: @burnoutrehab | Opinions are mine | mitten-based✋|🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ally | 🇺🇸 support our vets | 🍐
Qu(´﹃｀)in @QuinBoBin
11K Followers 619 Following i am very cool https://t.co/itMI3uBfVn | banner by @tatsuyahiime
Ted Lasso @TedLasso
869K Followers 200 Following Father. Diamond Dog. Proud coach of Henry’s soccer team. I have a real tricky time hearing folks that don't believe in themselves!
blaire erskine @blaireerskine
409K Followers 2K Following Writer for @jimmykimmellive. “The woman playing Yaccarino”- @THR. Rep: CAA
thenutritiontea @thenutritiontea
7K Followers 542 Following Shana Spence, MS, RDN, CDN she/hers... Geriatric millennial, HAES | Non diet approach. Here for actual inclusivity. IG:@thenutritiontea Venmo:@Shana-Spence
Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints
606K Followers 2K Following Ex-philosopher, good YouTuber, bad Tweeter. Email: [email protected]
Isabelle @animalcrossing
1.5M Followers 3 Following Welcome to Animal Crossing: New Horizons! Learn more about the Deserted Island Getaway Package from Isabelle!
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Jon Stewart @jonstewart
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President Biden @POTUS
34.8M Followers 5 Following 46th President of the United States, husband to @FLOTUS, proud dad & pop. Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/HDhBZBkKpU Text me: (302) 404-0880
Mike Birbiglia @birbigs
630K Followers 2K Following My new standup special, The Old Man & The Pool, is available on Netflix. Currently on tour in a city near you.
Kaveh Taherian @kavehtaherian
7K Followers 980 Following Author & illustrator of @permafriends and Avocado Chronicles, co-host of @500opentabs (formerly of @musicalsplainin) and sometimes I do movie stuff.
Glass Onion: A Knives.. @KnivesOut
69K Followers 24 Following Rian Johnson’s #GlassOnion: A Knives Out Mystery — now on Netflix worldwide!!! 🧅
Lady Ruby Mae @AlilBitMelissa
112 Followers 523 Following I’d like to congratulate Harry Styles and BTS for being the subject of my latest clinical hyper-fixation. Royal apprentice in training. I do too much.
Chelsea Fagan @Chelsea_Fagan
44K Followers 1K Following CEO of The Financial Diet and author of A Perfect Vintage.
Last Week Tonight @LastWeekTonight
3.0M Followers 358 Following Breaking news on a weekly basis. #LastWeekTonight with John Oliver (@iamjohnoliver) Sundays at 11PM on @HBO.
Humphrey Yang @Humphreytalks
13K Followers 163 Following I post about YouTube/Content Creation, Finance, and Golf ⛳️ 3M+ On Tik Tok | 1M YouTube My Newsletter: https://t.co/WSpdwbFduG
B.J. Novak @bjnovak
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Prime Video @PrimeVideo
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Butler Blue IV @TheButlerBlue
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Nerd Soup Aaron @nerdsoupmonkey
7K Followers 331 Following Genetically altered to watch movies and TV....and to talk a lot
Ness Reen @_Naneena
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@ lindsayellis.bsky.s.. @thelindsayellis
288K Followers 623 Following Account for author and ex-youtuber, Lindsay Ellis, run by @elisaintime unless otherwise specified - repped by Christopher at https://t.co/HGdYoAELiO
Girlfriend Reviews @itsgfreviews
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Ballet Theatre of MD @BalletTheatreMD
5K Followers 3K Following The premier and only professional ballet company in Maryland. Our School of Classical & Contemporary Dance offers all levels of dance training.
Kristen Hammer @tutuandahammer
31 Followers 208 Following Madison Ballet • Company Member • Instagram: @tutuandahammer
Katie Black @kathryn__black
213 Followers 230 Following and through the parting clouds of cruel winter, there was life and hope and the onset of spring -bourdain
NASA @NASA
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Star Wars @starwars
6.4M Followers 342 Following The official home of Star Wars. All-new episodes of Star Wars: #TheBadBatch now streaming, only on @DisneyPlus.
Butler Basketball @ButlerMBB
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3 Followers 23 Following Bear with me while I figure this Tweeter thing out.
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lance @lancerInker
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The Mindy Project @TheMindyProject
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Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai
329K Followers 776 Following gay and overwhelmed. author of EVERYTHING IS AWFUL the book. come see me tell jokes on tour. he/him
One time in undergrad I put off writing a paper until the day it was due and I woke up at 4 am and wrote 15 pages in one sitting, and it turned out totally fine and I got good feedback. It's the worst thing that ever happened to me and I wish I could go back in time and undo it
i know julia stiles's cd player would overheat listening to this chappell roan album in 1999
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
ttpd title track or whatever
It’s okay if you don’t feel sparkly today. It's cool if you're not feeling it. Step back for a bit. There’s just one problem. You already sparkle. Maybe you don’t see it, but others do. You belong, just like every star in this star cluster belongs.
why would i need a vacation when i have this
Ghibli’s little friends 🥰
Dune is actually not a cautionary tale of charismatic leaders but actually a cautionary tale about boy-moms
Me eating an orange: “mm it’s so sweet😋” My dad the next day: here, I got you 2500 of them👨🏾🫵🏾🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊
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Grandmama. It's me. Anastasia.
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[using the bene gesserit voice] 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS
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THEY FIRED THE MASCOT GUY FOR DABBING AND THEN MADE MERCH OF HIM. THATS UNACCEPTABLE
here’s 4 questions i recommend asking on a first date to really get to know them better: 1) do you wear wigs? 2) have you worn wigs? 3) will you wear wigs? 4) when will you wear wigs?
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